you're the monster Timmy

As much as i support calm children, I really want to see the aftermath of someone disobeying the rules

Well that escalated quickly. artwork by Hunter Scheiderer

halt, you've violated the law

It's Canadian Spider-Man!

does this mean the ending is lobster tail?

a nice game of Uno

My ex is getting married this week and I got a dog. 100% sure I got the better deal

that's just Keith

Mans crafted a huge part of my childhood

Every last drop they can get

Celebrities were a mistake

Never mock the taco

Whatever it takes.

This Pumpkin is the Bomb!

My most terrifying pumpkin carving yet

Shhhh. Go to sleep.

Coming to Generic Store near you!

sometimes you have to think with your big brain

Halloween for dogs.

what the fug is going on

like, my happy is your crushingly depressed

Lmao get rekt

I love my granny

Remember seeing him on golf court

I have no clue

Just in time for the spooky season

Well Karma Served Him.

666 Pareiboolia Ave

Have the same problem every winter!

Someone is about to put 2 and 2 together.

That’s a lot of trees

"I'd like to conquer Castle Greyskull, sure. But these finance reports are due by 4:30 and they ain't gonna do themselves."

"I love your work!"

Please fill out to the best of your abilities

Elon: Not today, TreeBeard. Not today.

"we're good while you're gone, I swear"

My 9 year old daughter’s idea: Human Spice Latte.

This guy is ready for whatever Disneyland will throw at him

Brextension

Lucky ***s!

He's got a knife!

Linda brining up the rear with PHENOMENAL SUPPORT

I mean... it works?

one of these days

Be safe out there!

Prog? Frig maybe?

"Roasted" that'll be $3.99 -Todd Howard

If you're not playing Skyrim, then you're my enemy

I’ve always found this trilogy confusing

Molto bene

Mr. Spidercreature

The only two things I'm watching these days

Best duo ever

I'm still laughing

hm?

Smallest bird on earth :)

Also students: *sleeps in class*

haha, yes

Scariest pumpkins ever!

downtown

Halloween as adults

chill-time is over

Oh hell NO!

A buddy of mine and his salty Halloween costume.

All 76 remaining players are ganking the 1sters

Control + V

I am fruuuuit!

Spooky vegetables

K-mart is hell

English is fun.

Instagram vs Reality

Every reality ever

Better than Drake

A tirlenof intresting content

German wifi...

Put 'Em Up Snoopy

Home of the CLUB cops

Coffee Machine vs French Press

A rabbit flipping the bird

Science Advice

food on the plane

Fish out of water

bery funni

Quite possibly my favorite bumper sticker.

What she likes

sociology

Happens

Can I get some pixels?

Big bird encourages slavery

Hello make-up my old friend, I've come to pass you again.

Burger King restaurant dresses up as a McDonald’s for Halloween

F**king B**ch

I seriously hate when this happens

an and al

Haters will say steroids

The best dog costume

Spicy apple juice

Relatable

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