Hello make-up my old friend, I've come to pass you again.

Burger King restaurant dresses up as a McDonald’s for Halloween

F**king B**ch

I seriously hate when this happens

an and al

Haters will say steroids

The best dog costume

Spicy apple juice

Relatable

2040

Relatable

we need more Guardians of the Galaxy memes

They already have warrants

soothing

real true stories

Let's not forget the true meaning of halloween.

My birthday is in less than 35 min and this is how I plan to celebrate it.

Funny yet wholesome

How would you like your thot sir? Extra thicc

Joe manager

We’ve all had this thought in little league sports.

thank you

How kids judge your Halloween candy.

Wookie softcore: Chewie's Angels

Win JingPooh

OMNOMNOM WHAT A DELICIOUS FENCE

All I have are negative + positive thoughts

Great Halloween idea!

Hooters finally got the sign right.

Welcome to the club.

why are you doing this to me

How to get a woman

Global warming equals polar bear suicide.

Of course I know him. Hes me!

Succada

the absolute horror

I wish I was this creative

Johnny Cactus

*fbtlfpltt*

Dor dorut lamyf red raetsur-sosmif

nacho mama

Eau de Chien

Every lonely guy

so much for becoming president

Boy he was definitely wrong!!!

behold, A MAN!

unfortunate advertisements

The truth of Goku.

Relatable

hey, facts don't care about your feelings, honey

this is peak US education

Doing them dirty

The real immortality

Fukin' mint

Modern problems call for modern solutions

They said he jumps when he's excited.. so naturally I was thinking just, jumps up on you.. no this dog literally JUMPS.

next you will say: "please, stop, i love you, i will do whatever you say"

The end of Diavolo's road

He has been doing this for an hour now... F for this guy.

Use as necessary.

Rare footage of Windows2000, moments before getting banned

winter is coming!

He is the only man who can identify all traps on sight

Batmiow

waht the heck..!!

When something is stuck

For Halloween

ai papi

The peak of human evolution

Oh my

Not to worry, we're still flying with half an arm

Material Safety Data Sheet

Really cleaned my anus

I just finished a book where the MC is a fork

Let pray for the dude

:)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Shark steps on a LEGO

My mother just informed me amazon delivered my harmonica..

Just wanted to scroll craigslist

This man is national treasure.

This pumpkin was hidden somewhere in my mother in laws Halloween display...

A very smart decoration

nothing is sacred anymore

Uncle, i jacked your horse

Sonic was a mistake

*Injects a different snake venom to neutralize the venom already there*

I actually giggled

Bend your knee !

As a Dodgers fan, I have mixed feelings about this burn

Yes drugs....

Pick up line for your ex

To the moon and beyond...

Who wouldn't drink some gamer girl coffee?

   

Happy Spooktober space cadets!

Truck Go Vroom

Proof In-N-Out is the best.

“Can’t be autistic if you’re dead”

Recipe in my Great Grandma’s cookbook

Mucho = A Lot