so much for becoming president

Boy he was definitely wrong!!!

behold, A MAN!

unfortunate advertisements

The truth of Goku.

Relatable

hey, facts don't care about your feelings, honey

this is peak US education

Doing them dirty

The real immortality

Fukin' mint

Modern problems call for modern solutions

They said he jumps when he's excited.. so naturally I was thinking just, jumps up on you.. no this dog literally JUMPS.

next you will say: "please, stop, i love you, i will do whatever you say"

The end of Diavolo's road

He has been doing this for an hour now... F for this guy.

Use as necessary.

Rare footage of Windows2000, moments before getting banned

winter is coming!

He is the only man who can identify all traps on sight

Batmiow

waht the heck..!!

When something is stuck

For Halloween

ai papi

The peak of human evolution

Oh my

Not to worry, we're still flying with half an arm

Material Safety Data Sheet

Really cleaned my anus

I just finished a book where the MC is a fork

Let pray for the dude

:)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Shark steps on a LEGO

My mother just informed me amazon delivered my harmonica..

Just wanted to scroll craigslist

This man is national treasure.

This pumpkin was hidden somewhere in my mother in laws Halloween display...

A very smart decoration

nothing is sacred anymore

Uncle, i jacked your horse

Sonic was a mistake

*Injects a different snake venom to neutralize the venom already there*

I actually giggled

Bend your knee !

As a Dodgers fan, I have mixed feelings about this burn

Yes drugs....

Pick up line for your ex

To the moon and beyond...

Who wouldn't drink some gamer girl coffee?

   

Happy Spooktober space cadets!

Truck Go Vroom

Proof In-N-Out is the best.

“Can’t be autistic if you’re dead”

Recipe in my Great Grandma’s cookbook

Mucho = A Lot

My Uncle's Halloween costume is the scariest thing he's ever known, his ex-wife.

Local hardware stores are the best! Shop local!

New Porch Cat

Am I doing this Zombie Party right?

No bootstraps

welp

This is too much to handle

This has probably been posted here before, but it’s still funny.

This happens when you anger the feathered ***s

Continental breakfast?

Wholesome

Vampire Pranks part 1

   

like wtf

no offense johnsy :*

Coward

I bleed it out, digging deeper

            

something something china

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ATTENTION GAMERS

>Motorcross

It's a bit hard to explain

@brainyrs

LMAO

Where’s Jason?

I am here to make a withdrawal.

It’s been a long night.

Or success, depending on who you ask

Attended a wedding yesterday. Tried to grab a picture of the Bride and Groom. The result was not disappointing.

"Saturday at night" - "Sunday morning"

That's brutal

bloody fuсking pirates

Y’all met scream already. Well this is his big cousin named “Holler”

We could learn more from our drunk-selves...

The heroes we deserve and need

The rash bringing, the sash singing

The best part of a woman is her soul

I just can't remember

Purrrfect timing

pay2win panelposting

Coincidence?

glutten