"I'd like to conquer Castle Greyskull, sure. But these finance reports are due by 4:30 and they ain't gonna do themselves."

"I love your work!"

Please fill out to the best of your abilities

Elon: Not today, TreeBeard. Not today.

"we're good while you're gone, I swear"

My 9 year old daughter’s idea: Human Spice Latte.

This guy is ready for whatever Disneyland will throw at him

Brextension

Lucky ***s!

He's got a knife!

Linda brining up the rear with PHENOMENAL SUPPORT

I mean... it works?

one of these days

Be safe out there!

Prog? Frig maybe?

"Roasted" that'll be $3.99 -Todd Howard

If you're not playing Skyrim, then you're my enemy

I’ve always found this trilogy confusing

Molto bene

Mr. Spidercreature

The only two things I'm watching these days

Best duo ever

I'm still laughing

hm?

Smallest bird on earth :)

Also students: *sleeps in class*

haha, yes

Scariest pumpkins ever!

downtown

Halloween as adults

chill-time is over

Oh hell NO!

A buddy of mine and his salty Halloween costume.

All 76 remaining players are ganking the 1sters

Control + V

I am fruuuuit!

Spooky vegetables

K-mart is hell

English is fun.

Instagram vs Reality

Every reality ever

Better than Drake

A tirlenof intresting content

German wifi...

Put 'Em Up Snoopy

Home of the CLUB cops

Coffee Machine vs French Press

A rabbit flipping the bird

Science Advice

food on the plane

Fish out of water

bery funni

Quite possibly my favorite bumper sticker.

What she likes

sociology

Happens

Can I get some pixels?

Big bird encourages slavery

Hello make-up my old friend, I've come to pass you again.

Burger King restaurant dresses up as a McDonald’s for Halloween

F**king B**ch

I seriously hate when this happens

an and al

Haters will say steroids

The best dog costume

Spicy apple juice

Relatable

2040

Relatable

we need more Guardians of the Galaxy memes

They already have warrants

soothing

real true stories

Let's not forget the true meaning of halloween.

My birthday is in less than 35 min and this is how I plan to celebrate it.

Funny yet wholesome

How would you like your thot sir? Extra thicc

Joe manager

We’ve all had this thought in little league sports.

thank you

How kids judge your Halloween candy.

Wookie softcore: Chewie's Angels

Win JingPooh

OMNOMNOM WHAT A DELICIOUS FENCE

All I have are negative + positive thoughts

Great Halloween idea!

Hooters finally got the sign right.

Welcome to the club.

why are you doing this to me

How to get a woman

Global warming equals polar bear suicide.

Of course I know him. Hes me!

Succada

the absolute horror

I wish I was this creative

Johnny Cactus

*fbtlfpltt*

Dor dorut lamyf red raetsur-sosmif

nacho mama

Eau de Chien