My mom had a hysterectomy last week, and her sister brought this over today

communicating with the dead.

Unexpected result

And then he rolls the same roll.

I’m sorry Ms Jackson!

Lol. Bottoms up.

Here’s Johnny...

heh

How to flirt on Halloween

Do better.

I really need to figure out what they are doing to my son at school

generation

Nice

mystery solved

Teach me. Master!

Spends the next few sessions not making any progress at all.

Fokking boomers

"Night of the Waiting to be Fed"

#relatable

And also Epstein’s death not a suicide.

Baseball last night

Ummm... Ok

yee naw

I agree, what a slut

Oh, to be young...

Batmeme

Spotted in a butcher's shop in Shanghai

Dr Jesus

Wait what?

I've never been so insulted before in my life

so no head?

Remember to check your Halloween candy for razors!

Except....

Girls are gay

Very awkward

I mean, literally its correct

If only there was some headgear that could give your eyes some shade

it was right about.....here!

My cousins at their Halloween party

People in 1791

see you later virgins (v:b

Girl of my dreams ;)

you can try

Remember, 35 years ago this Thursday, Daniel LaRusso was brutally attacked by members of Cobra Kai following a Halloween party. Tell your kids to be safe this Halloween.

From now in various colors

For those of you that are afraid of the dentist.

If you look closely you can see a twerking Batman

TROGDOR THE PUMPKINATOR!

why are you taking a pic of that

indestructible nokia!

Still a good boy, even if his eyesight is going

Math can be Scary

Treelon musk strikes again

Nope still see it as the derpy bird

Mexcellent!

you're the monster Timmy

As much as i support calm children, I really want to see the aftermath of someone disobeying the rules

Well that escalated quickly. artwork by Hunter Scheiderer

halt, you've violated the law

It's Canadian Spider-Man!

does this mean the ending is lobster tail?

a nice game of Uno

My ex is getting married this week and I got a dog. 100% sure I got the better deal

that's just Keith

Mans crafted a huge part of my childhood

Every last drop they can get

Celebrities were a mistake

Never mock the taco

Whatever it takes.

This Pumpkin is the Bomb!

My most terrifying pumpkin carving yet

Shhhh. Go to sleep.

Coming to Generic Store near you!

sometimes you have to think with your big brain

Halloween for dogs.

what the fug is going on

like, my happy is your crushingly depressed

Lmao get rekt

I love my granny

Remember seeing him on golf court

I have no clue

Just in time for the spooky season

Well Karma Served Him.

666 Pareiboolia Ave

Have the same problem every winter!

Someone is about to put 2 and 2 together.

That’s a lot of trees

"I'd like to conquer Castle Greyskull, sure. But these finance reports are due by 4:30 and they ain't gonna do themselves."

"I love your work!"

Please fill out to the best of your abilities

Elon: Not today, TreeBeard. Not today.

"we're good while you're gone, I swear"

My 9 year old daughter’s idea: Human Spice Latte.

This guy is ready for whatever Disneyland will throw at him

Brextension

Lucky ***s!

He's got a knife!

Linda brining up the rear with PHENOMENAL SUPPORT

I mean... it works?

one of these days