Get me an abrams tank and the biggest barrel of whiskey you can find

One day difference.

friend buying half & half with a check at the grocery store on Halloween

It's so realistic

no homo though

You'll doggy-paddle down here. We'll doggy-paddle down here.

Thy is the jester and thee is thine circus

His power is too great

Kids these days...

MWC

Retailers coming into work on Nov 1st

Truth often gets in the way of knowledge

Everyone has to deal with some bullshit

I relate to this too well

Caught my math prof 69 folder

*** you vet

My dad was so proud of the "feetloaf" he made for Halloween. I think he nailed it

after

Is this some sort of couples joke I'm too single to understand

That’s NY for ya

The things mothers do for their children

This Welding Pumpkin

Only in Pittsburgh...

Huh

Lord of the roads

First Post..

With John Cena heading towards physical comedy movies, this image is becoming a reality.

ah yes

It's a literal kangaroo court in there

Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?

From Taylor Armstrong’s Twitter. This is f*cking hilarious!

1200 miles from home, a King Penguin is spotted on a beach in South Africa

Yeah, it's boomer time

This happens every day to me... Not the amazing job part, but the mistakes part...

Are you stoned ?

wellwadyaknow

top 10 screenshots taken before disaster

Ho ho ho mother***er

oh no

This can only end well

You ever drank Baileys out of a shoe?

I will jump your wall.

My brother dressed his daughter as himself today for Halloween

Please pray for my dog. He just realized we’re insane

Peter Pan and his shadow played by my nieces. One of them had to be the shadow. She’s so proud back there

This Dalmatian is a bit concerned about the Cruella de Vil look-alike.

Who doesn't love Toy Story?!

Cripes!

We talked about doing this group costume for over a year. Happy Halloween, baby!

People.zip

the first person to hear the recordings

idiot

The mandrake needs re-potted soon!

Dress up for Halloween they said

be this man

Also check out my SoundCloud

My wife decided to dress up as me for Halloween.

this is what the tide pod craze was

Dora the destroyer

This wins Halloween.

Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals.

Fifty shades of grey for Halloween...

It comes with a free yogurt... the yogurt is also cursed

send in the memes

upgrade

I’m Doug Dimmadome

Relatable

Hmmmmmm

maybe he did but only cause they gave him this plant

Happy Halloween!!

Nice

My handmade Batman costume

This kid wanted to be “a shirt” for Halloween.

Shades of Monty Python.

It's the sad truth

The best kind of halloween decoration

My friends went as Harry Potter and the Golden Snitch.

Happy Halloween, everyone! We are a double blind placebo controlled clinical trial!

Lol idiot

Poop Factory

Relatable

dawwwwwwww

EPIC PRANK gone WRONG ((WITH THE BOYS))

I decorated the I.T. department at work.

I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost

Vinz Clortho the Keymaster of Gozer

I'm 6 months pregnant, but I didn't want to do one of the standard pregnancy costumes.

I underestimated how much I was going to have to explain my costume

ah yes

Happy Halloween yall

Nobody would

yes, creeeeaaaam

tkitty

Roomba Suicide in my House last night. It somehow wrapped up its sensors in TP and headed off the edge.

hhhhhm

hahaha so real, tbh

fokking boomers

Feelin cute, might go extinct later

and on the fifth day, god created bowsette

Here's wishing we could change the color of titles