xbox is that bad huh ? doesn't even pause the game for you when controller disconects

just let go of the handle bars and do not get caught on the seat, that does the trick of coming down

upvotes, exactly what I thought

it's not about relaxation or not, it's that some girls have already lost their hymen even without any penetration, so it will not hurt them their first time

key word is child, that is not one

the first is the prettiest, girls are just stupid with make up

yeah, except they will never trace it to him. . .because it's just stupid, and by the time they do that, he will not be drunk anymore and if they do find out it was him who stabbed himself he can just say it was an accident and he clearly needed to go to the hospital, that's why he was driving

zombieland
rule nº 01 cardio
the fatties are the first ones to go

I like that the bus is actually empty

so it's all good, you would never date me and I would never date you. . .I like awkward humour, I like making situations awkward because it's funny, I bet you don't fart