The balls on that chick, damn.

Artist: Hey man, how should I draw the thighs of this cute girl
Friend:

If yours looked like this, your back has been hurting for 10 years.

The dip that keeps on dipping. Don't fight the Fed, bro.

Until it collapses like Luna. There's no such thing as risk free yield.

The gain is only losing 4% and not 8. If you have better ideas I'm all ears.

2yr USD treasury notes. Maybe some gold. Or SPY + short TSLA. Nothing crypto unless you can cheaply short it.

China can definitely afford it, and needs it too, it's just there's not much pipeline capacity between russia and China right now. They are building those pipelines as fast as they can, but that's still a multi-year project.

India is also a big buyer, but they are mostly buying oil.