No but I was left in the sun to long and started turning brown and sprouting little white hairs.

It's a fairly polluted shipping river, it was already cursed.

If you can't get blackout curtains like Herrodere said, aluminum foil on my windows was my friend when I worked 2nd shift and had a flood light outside my dorm in college. I looked crazy, but better to look crazy than be crazy due to lack of sleep.

Yes, there's actually 11 of them, each worse than the last from a review I watched years ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swan_Princess_(film_series)

If I remember past comments, you'll only be 69 in 20 years (nice), my grandparents were still doing pretty big trips at that age.

They also had spells for sale, I'm leaning towards they did some kind of pagan ritual on it or close enough to where it picked it up. Either way, I knew I had to get rid of it in a way that others wouldn't find it.

My wife is very timid and small, and she always has me go handle things like this because "no one takes me seriously, they always give me the run around whenever I try to take care of it." Then I don't know if I look tough or crazy or just that have nothing better to do than to argue until I win, but when I go to take care of it they always get right to it and don't give me a hard time.

When they try to attract cougars but get tigers and jaguars instead.

Top image reminded me of a story from the 1 time I was a theater kid (because I kind of played the gambit of all the weird kid cliques in highschool). There was a group of kids sharing a 2-liter and one of the boys said he'd only drink it after a girl because it was like kissing the last person to drink from it and he wasn't going to kiss a boy.

Because he's Pew-Die-Pie, bro-fist.