pokematic · 2 points ·
I dared to be stupid, asking "is it cannibalism to eat your toe nails" on r/stupidquestions (a question someone asked me in high school), and the mods said it was too stupid.

pokematic · 2 points ·
Whenever I see Dos, I just remember a time when I was playing Uno at latchkey with my brother and some other kids where he was losing, and he kept saying "this isn't uno, this is dos."

pokematic · 2 points ·
Monkeys are fairly light, when I was on a cruise last year on the the excursion I went on had a part where we had monkeys climb on us and they were like like 5 pounds or something that was "hardly noticeable." Umbrellas also offer a fair amount of "captured air resistance," and the monkey could offer the right stabilizing downward force to keep the umbrella upright. They're also pretty curious and selfish where if they see something neat they'll just take it and start playing with it, we had to hide our personal items or give them to our tour guide who "was boring to the monkeys and wouldn't bother him." This is definitely plausible.

pokematic · 4 points ·
Next time she should have on Juanita Broadrick and Paula Jones to talk about how Republicans have a war on women and how the Democrats are the only ones who care about them.

pokematic · 5 points ·
Go for sonichu_ numbers


pokematic · 2 points ·
He's taunting the bloods, that's crip walking, the dance of gang allegiance.

pokematic · 3 points ·
The rose? Or is this premungus?

pokematic · 3 points ·
looks nice.

pokematic · 2 points ·
Well my grandma figure is having some trouble healing after her surgery. She's doing alright but she was supposed to get out of rehab like 4 times already. This week I had some good deals with my chuck e cheese pass, a $5 large pizza coupon, and today 30 free games, 500 tickets, and 50% off food (I decided to treat myself with dippin dots today). I also figured out how to do a kind of impressive thing with the data analysis program, it might be "a pretty basic thing," but it's not the most intuitive and I feel kind of accomplished. Ready for a calm weekend.


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You probably know my face if you sort by fresh or rising (because I never make it to front); it haunts your dreams at night. gigalol:pokematic
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