...How?

Grandma's crystal cake tray was the offender.

I get your reference, but it's blue.

Thank-you.

Oh yeah, it was 2 hours of cartelization and applying pressure before 2 stitches, and I think I might lose some feeling in the tip of my finger, but I'll definitely be OK.

He didn't do that, but the cake tray wanted to.

https://ccpandhgvideos.blogspot.com/2026/03/re-its-not-that-deep-blue-curtains-and.html
Or maybe the author just wanted to make the protagonist a female because women can tend the field as well. Sometimes the curtains really are just blue.

The site is sinking, had more blackouts. Don't blame me for being late, blame the servers. Grandma figure decided she doesn't want to come to Easter with my family this year, so that sucks. What really sucks though is I broke my grandma-in-law's cake tray and sliced my finger really bad today. I had to get stitches and cartelization, and it took 2 hours to get it to stop bleeding. Can I have ONE Easter when something doesn't go wrong? I saw Project Hail Marry on Tuesday and it was a great movie, and today I saw Super Mario Galaxy Movie which was a really fun movie. I just need stitches.

The num num hole.

Pokemon, "I'm from the future, the power creep has finally gotten this bad."