pokematic · 1 points ·
Someone from a Nordic country most likely. I know one of them has sardines as a staple food.

pokematic · 1 points ·
I think it was more along the lines of "spanking it to a porno;" you know people did it, some people "you could tell did it," everyone knows why you would do it, but you're not going to openly talk about it or admit to it. There was a founding father that fathered children with one of his slaves, it was a stain on his reputation but it wasn't career ending.

pokematic · 1 points ·
It is, I also remember talking about how one of the founding fathers had children with his slave.

pokematic · 4 points ·
Stolen valor is his deal

pokematic · 5 points ·
Not as bad as the movie about orange man's wife.

pokematic · 7 points ·
those are lanky bananas

pokematic · 3 points ·
This reminds me, I just had one of those double dreams. I "woke up" and was going to my living room in the dark. I heard a mysterious humming noise and I stumbled over to where it was coming from, and someone plugged in my arcade coin pusher. I start trying to find one of mt baseball bats before actually waking up in a panic before I saw what was stolen.

pokematic · 4 points ·
Little did noc know, but taking out the trash was this artists fetish.

pokematic · 8 points ·
Probably. AI bros need AI to do everything for them.

pokematic · 4 points ·
Chudbob, the kind of bootleg thing you get from a carnival prize.


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