Eh, not the weirdest thing I've heard in regards to a videogame or fictional piece of media. From what it sounds like there's this NPC that's a lap dog to another NPC by following her everywhere including situations that may not be the most appropriate, and it's possible to marry the NPC he follows in game as part of the story. OP just wants to take this character trait to a natural conclusion with the natural conclusion to another action.

>f*** microsoft, I'm switching to hotmail
OK that's hilarious

Correct, you won't get the email. No idea why it doesn't work (probably the email account is full or something), but it doesn't. Why can't we do anything about it? The admins are completely unreachable. This is a ghost ship of a site with a crew that refuses to abandon ship even though there is no captain.

Ever hear of the Morgan Water's Show? Might make for a good trend next time.

Somewhat useful I guess.

Bold and Brash, excellent choice.

When's the last time a cat bite maimed someone? I know someone who had a rat-dog that bit someone with the same level of damage a cat would inflict and the dog stayed alive. We can debate about rules applied to animals, but this is like saying "27 year old trained fighter punches someone at a restaurant, that's assault and battery, 6 year old punches someone at a restaurant, kids will be kids."

Glad I never used temu or tiktok

A funny man with testicular cancer, are you Tom Green?

Something I've learned with following the news, when a criminal does something multiple times, it's not an accident it's by design of those in charge. The judge is saying "we can't deal with the evil the right way, he must live and be rehabilitated back into society" to say "oh noooo, he did it again, better give up your freedom for safety," but the prison guards are saying "yes, we will rehabilitate him, let's just put him with the guy who has killed people like him before" to say "oh nooooo, the guy who kills pedos killed a pedo, sorry about that but you know how murders are."