pokematic · 6 points ·
Same, title is true

pokematic · 1 points ·
I doubt my hamsters thought about me when rolling up in the hamster ball, they were probably just trying to figure out where they were.

pokematic · 2 points ·
Do tell more.

pokematic · 2 points ·
There's a theory that our superior intellect had us say "the animals (and microbes we didn't know existed yet) don't like this tingle food, which means we can be safe to eat it" and that's how we developed a taste for spice.

pokematic · 5 points ·
Thank-you.

pokematic · 4 points ·
Well yeah, that's the meme. How many times do you see people buying condoms and a cucumber in posts? Basically every week. How many times do you see them shove it up a hole? That only ever happens if you're on only fans.

pokematic · 6 points ·
Aren't we all. Stay safe out there my fren.

pokematic · 8 points ·
I thought I only had to worry about squirrels eating from the bird feeder, now I have to worry about deer?

pokematic · 1 points ·
We do, but that only works if you're going somewhere with airports. Like, my parents live about an hour from the closest airport and my cousins live very far from an airport, and the TSA makes things very complicated (they really do suck) and it costs a fair amount to check a bag, and then at the destination it's rely on family or rent a car, and all in all it only saves like 2 hours off total travel time, so when they go see them it's just easier to drive than it is to fly. My wife and I fly domestically fairly often, but there's also many reasons to drive.
Another thing might be because "it's all 1 country." I'm not sure how it is in Europe, but I imagine driving through multiple countries to get to the destination is kind of annoying with customs and boarder crossings, where it'd be easier to just fly to your destination, whereas with us and crossing between states is "you're now in a different state, don't stop because you're on the highway going 70 mph as is everyone else."

pokematic · 4 points ·
So me. In fact last night when I was driving my mom and I to the hotel after a day at the amusement park I was fishing for my night driving glasses (they're the yellow tint sunglasses that "calm the lights" at night), and she didn't know what I was talking about until she saw and remembered from the cruise.


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