pokematic · 3 points ·
It's a fairly polluted shipping river, it was already cursed.

pokematic · 4 points ·
If you can't get blackout curtains like Herrodere said, aluminum foil on my windows was my friend when I worked 2nd shift and had a flood light outside my dorm in college. I looked crazy, but better to look crazy than be crazy due to lack of sleep.

pokematic · 2 points ·
Yes, there's actually 11 of them, each worse than the last from a review I watched years ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swan_Princess_(film_series)

pokematic · 3 points ·
If I remember past comments, you'll only be 69 in 20 years (nice), my grandparents were still doing pretty big trips at that age.

pokematic · 3 points ·
They also had spells for sale, I'm leaning towards they did some kind of pagan ritual on it or close enough to where it picked it up. Either way, I knew I had to get rid of it in a way that others wouldn't find it.

pokematic · 7 points ·
My wife is very timid and small, and she always has me go handle things like this because "no one takes me seriously, they always give me the run around whenever I try to take care of it." Then I don't know if I look tough or crazy or just that have nothing better to do than to argue until I win, but when I go to take care of it they always get right to it and don't give me a hard time.

pokematic · 9 points ·
When they try to attract cougars but get tigers and jaguars instead.

pokematic · 6 points ·
Top image reminded me of a story from the 1 time I was a theater kid (because I kind of played the gambit of all the weird kid cliques in highschool). There was a group of kids sharing a 2-liter and one of the boys said he'd only drink it after a girl because it was like kissing the last person to drink from it and he wasn't going to kiss a boy.

pokematic · 14 points ·
Because he's Pew-Die-Pie, bro-fist.

pokematic · 10 points ·
So this is what the fox says.


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