pokematic · 1 points ·
I got 6 mod notifications at the moment and 4 were reposts.

pokematic · 5 points ·
If you've noticed a lack of Sonichu_, he told me he's quitting the site because people were reporting his months/years old reposts. Pour an Ausy beer out for our fren down under. I also watched the 2013 version of The Great Gatsby this week, and I don't get why this is such an important story that we need to study it 100 years later and made 3 movie adaptations. It's basically just tabloid nonsense, but with fictional 1920s people. I made a rant video about it, using the style I would have back when I started, and might upload it here "because lolcow." My allergies have been kicking my nose because the temperature has changed, so I'll have some decongestant.

pokematic · 2 points ·
thanks Fred

pokematic · 2 points ·
Actually the channel gave me the "loved the comment" badge, and was arguing that it is OK for video game characters to be sexy "for artistic reasons" and such (I just said "biologically speaking, it would be weird if she wasn't"). It wasn't a Sarkesian type where "how dare people be more attractive than me."

pokematic · 9 points ·
I was watch a podcast about "is it ok that Samus is sexy" and I comented "she's running around alien planets, doing acrobatics while carrying heave armor. It would be immersion breaking if she wasn't, the only reason Mario is fat is because he's a pasta glutton and that'll make you fat."

pokematic · 12 points ·
tail light

pokematic · 2 points ·
I dared to be stupid, asking "is it cannibalism to eat your toe nails" on r/stupidquestions (a question someone asked me in high school), and the mods said it was too stupid.

pokematic · 2 points ·
Whenever I see Dos, I just remember a time when I was playing Uno at latchkey with my brother and some other kids where he was losing, and he kept saying "this isn't uno, this is dos."

pokematic · 2 points ·
Monkeys are fairly light, when I was on a cruise last year on the the excursion I went on had a part where we had monkeys climb on us and they were like like 5 pounds or something that was "hardly noticeable." Umbrellas also offer a fair amount of "captured air resistance," and the monkey could offer the right stabilizing downward force to keep the umbrella upright. They're also pretty curious and selfish where if they see something neat they'll just take it and start playing with it, we had to hide our personal items or give them to our tour guide who "was boring to the monkeys and wouldn't bother him." This is definitely plausible.

pokematic · 4 points ·
Next time she should have on Juanita Broadrick and Paula Jones to talk about how Republicans have a war on women and how the Democrats are the only ones who care about them.


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