pokematic · 4 points ·
When's the last time a cat bite maimed someone? I know someone who had a rat-dog that bit someone with the same level of damage a cat would inflict and the dog stayed alive. We can debate about rules applied to animals, but this is like saying "27 year old trained fighter punches someone at a restaurant, that's assault and battery, 6 year old punches someone at a restaurant, kids will be kids."

pokematic · 3 points ·
Glad I never used temu or tiktok

pokematic · 5 points ·
A funny man with testicular cancer, are you Tom Green?

pokematic · 6 points ·
Something I've learned with following the news, when a criminal does something multiple times, it's not an accident it's by design of those in charge. The judge is saying "we can't deal with the evil the right way, he must live and be rehabilitated back into society" to say "oh noooo, he did it again, better give up your freedom for safety," but the prison guards are saying "yes, we will rehabilitate him, let's just put him with the guy who has killed people like him before" to say "oh nooooo, the guy who kills pedos killed a pedo, sorry about that but you know how murders are."

pokematic · 6 points ·
Or daddy got around.

pokematic · 2 points ·
The guy who taught us to drink would probably be more offended than just slamming the shot lol

pokematic · 2 points ·
Can I use an HDMI coupler with this and the hose to HDMI converter so I can make a hose to milk cable?

pokematic · 3 points ·
I love how spectacularly this propaganda "game" backfired. Instead of people realizing how dangerous and evil these right wing ideas are, it gave people an icon to rally behind.

pokematic · 2 points ·
I see you have a bottle of tequila. Do you know the proper way to drink it? When I went to an agave plantation on my cruise I learned that the proper way to drink tequila is to take a small sip, swish it around in your mouth to get it all over every surface, swallow it, take a deep breath through your nose, and then slowly exhale and feel that dragon breath.

pokematic · 5 points ·
To answer notviking, the *ack* French *hurl*


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