Thank-you.

Well yeah, that's the meme. How many times do you see people buying condoms and a cucumber in posts? Basically every week. How many times do you see them shove it up a hole? That only ever happens if you're on only fans.

Aren't we all. Stay safe out there my fren.

I thought I only had to worry about squirrels eating from the bird feeder, now I have to worry about deer?

We do, but that only works if you're going somewhere with airports. Like, my parents live about an hour from the closest airport and my cousins live very far from an airport, and the TSA makes things very complicated (they really do suck) and it costs a fair amount to check a bag, and then at the destination it's rely on family or rent a car, and all in all it only saves like 2 hours off total travel time, so when they go see them it's just easier to drive than it is to fly. My wife and I fly domestically fairly often, but there's also many reasons to drive.
Another thing might be because "it's all 1 country." I'm not sure how it is in Europe, but I imagine driving through multiple countries to get to the destination is kind of annoying with customs and boarder crossings, where it'd be easier to just fly to your destination, whereas with us and crossing between states is "you're now in a different state, don't stop because you're on the highway going 70 mph as is everyone else."

So me. In fact last night when I was driving my mom and I to the hotel after a day at the amusement park I was fishing for my night driving glasses (they're the yellow tint sunglasses that "calm the lights" at night), and she didn't know what I was talking about until she saw and remembered from the cruise.

Europeans can't comprehend our driving culture and how 7.5 hours is actually not that long of a drive for us Americans. It's only when we get to 12+ hour drives do we start to say "this is getting kind of far" and 24+ hour drives are "a crazy distance."

Today years old.

Just got back from Cedar Point. Lots of fun but pretty tired.

There's no high kick. Probably because this isn't Dead or Alive.