pokematic · 4 points ·
On a related note, everyone should see my new movie Hail Marry, and I'm doing my part in telling people about it because the studio wants to literally keep me down. You're also literally in it as are the rest of us.

pokematic · 2 points ·
>Be me, 50+ year old guy
>Body starting to fail, can't do what I used to back in my 20s
>Go hunting with 3 friends who are also my age
>oldfarts.gif
>Trip gets harder every year, not sure how much longer we can do this
>Just sitting by the fire with our geat
>You can tell by the atmosphere that we're all thinking this
>russle.mp3
>bear comes into camp
>rawr.rar
>starts coming for us
>fight of flight kicks in, we choose fight
>everyone grabs weapons
>start shooting arrows into it
>archery.mp4
>arrows are sticking out of bear like something out of a movie
>he's getting blows in and it's looking bad
>bear pounces on me
>imdead.png
>manage to grab my knife
>stab it in the neck
>bloodeverywehre.gif
>manage to kill the bear
>buddies somehow manage to get bear off of me
>I'm pretty beat up alive, unlike the bear
>"if I die, burry me with my knife"
>fast forward 1 week of hospital recovery
>I'm going to make a full recovery
>istillgotit.jpg

Your dad was in a scene from an action movie, how is this NOT the coolest thing that ever happened to him?

pokematic · 1 points ·
Monkey see monkey do, that's why.

pokematic · 6 points ·
Good job from one of the few users who doesn't have an achievement flair.

pokematic · 8 points ·
"When I don't know how to do something when driving, I panic posing a danger to myself and other drivers, so much so that police will perceive me as a threat that must be neutralized."

pokematic · 1 points ·
Also checkerboard tile being not so checkered in the overhead shots after Chud leaves the manga world.

pokematic · 3 points ·
That's because hugelol doesn't have human intelligence let alone artificial intelligence.

pokematic · 6 points ·
This isn't AI slop, this is AI junk food; still not good for you but it at least tastes good. No one is going to argue that a meme recreation of an amazing 80s music video is high art (or even low art), but it does offer something that wouldn't otherwise exist that does have value to people. It is to quality creative works what cherry flavored lollipops are to fruit.

pokematic · 3 points ·
As explained in the timeless classic Good Burger, a meat patty is something so a nothin g burger is just a bun.

pokematic · 11 points ·
"No, clippy is a symbol of anti-corporate greed, because all he wanted to do was help us, and that's why I changed my profile picture to a clippy."


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You probably know my face if you sort by fresh or rising (because I never make it to front); it haunts your dreams at night. gigalol:pokematic
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