procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 1 points ·
My thighs smell like flowers too, but they don't answer my phone for me, which is a good thing, as I cannot speak with my *** yet

Finish reading / browsing / talking, press side button, pocket. Done

Your approach reminds me of my colleague who couldn't convert to keeping his phone in his trouser pocket after seeing the iphone bending video. He always kept it in a random jacket pocket, so every time he sat down or bent over to pick something up, his phone would slide out and hit the floor. It was funny for the first dozen times. Now we just avoid the subject

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 1 points ·
What is phone Bottom text?

Also, never have I answered a call with my thigh, as I lock it before I pocket it

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 2 points ·
Someone should axe him about his hacks

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 7 points ·
who the *** keeps their phone in the pocket with the screen facing out

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 1 points ·
Dis *** is really devoted to cleaning

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 1 points ·
not 100% because left one is not amused and the right one is

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 1 points ·
fokken ayp init

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 1 points ·
So how many Kg is one ft, ***

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 1 points ·
so sad

procrasti86 · 4-Year Club · 1 points ·
What's wrong with beating your kids?


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