Bet if you took a viking to this bar he would think this is the cup of endless mead.

Man you really are ignorant in so many areas... talking about slaps with closed fist... Listen and learn a slap is done with a palm (open fingers) in a slinging motion (thrusting motion is just a palm strike) like how i slapped your moms booty last night before transitioning into groping it.

So what you are saying is that you have no expertise on the matter of reading with 1 eye closed while drunk?

What a terrible day to have eyes...

Prince of Persia - "Time is like an Ocean in a storm"

Bro you are the type of person who would go as a wedding guest to a Canadian and Italian couple and then drop a comment like "Pineapple on pizza ain't bad" just to see the Italians seethe and then the Canadians defend their abomination.
P.S. there used to be a user called "TheDevilsAdvocate" or something along that line who posted rage bait opinions like yours that are 100% oposite of majority of hugelol. You are either him or his spiritual successor.

Most money made by the one at the top of the company is ill gotten gains. Even if they didn't hurt the consumer like Amazon they hurt the employees. Amazon drivers have to piss in a bottle so Bezos can make 50 billion instead of 49 billion an year. Being the top dog at the company and actively looking to share as little of the wealth your employees generate with them is a nasty behaviour. If a business does good the employees should all get bonuses not just the CEO getting a bonus for finding ways to screw the employees of all benefits and implementing cost cuts to the budget that make the job harder for the grunt level workers.

P.S. I too use amazon cause I don't care enough about Bezos being an absolute shitstain since it's the most affordable online shopping place most of the time. That doesn't mean I like what Bezos is doing. He is not screwing with me so I use his service but he underpays his workers to inflate his wealth further.

You drink and read messages for a living?

Testosterone makes it so you enjoy trucks and destruction as long as you are not completely deprived of it you will enjoy a monster truck show.

Diabolical design.