based on color this should be sunflower oil not rapeseed oil but it's defnitively not olive. (Bubling hot olive oil would start to smoke)

If only everyone could live 5 miles or less from the place they work that retarded idea might work. You realize most people work 10+ miles away from their home? Are they supposed to reach the office sweaty as fck? What about bad weather days?
Attending work with a bycycle is straigh up iresponsible but good rage bait.

You know I had a stupid ass coworker who had his driving licence suspended and started commuting with bycycle to work. He was late for all his shifts and if weather was bad he would straight up call and pretend he is sick.

P.S. He eventually got fired for being late all the time.

Don't flatter yourself I simply scroll fresh until i find posts i previously liked then start over from the most recent posts until i catch up to all the posts ever released on this website. When that happens i take a break from hugelol then start the process again.

Sounds like dad of the year award winner.

Peak anxiety dream. It's probably cause you slept on a arm and cut off blood flow so your body started have anxiety dream to get you to move around and restore blood flow to your arm.

The dumbo used carboard so ofc it's gonna fall on the glass side. Glass is heavier than carboard. He should have used some dense metal instead. Preferably a metal that is radioactive... Rookie human design.

His post did not age well

Low key having leds on trunk car window that spell this out and turning them on when someone is beaming you from behind would be funny.

Those are some nice tags but where is the gentle femdom, succubus, orgasm denial, multiple orgasms and nakadashi tags?

Did not expect to ever hear this phrase but it is fitting.