Today I learn I am a boomer. How do I get one?

I believe the 2nd is correct but I wish I was wrong. Would be the first actually funny woman on the internet.

I remember there was an episode where he made a bet with either Wilson or Cuddy and did intentionally bad job in the clinic but was polite and the patient liked him :D

Go look for Mr Takealook Super Girl secret services part 1 to answer your question.

Imperial height units are stupid but basically 1 foot = 30cm and 12 inches is 1 foot (12x 2.5cm).

The joke here is that girls on dating apps want men that are over 6 foot in height which is 180cm and scorn even a 177.5CM 5 foot 11inch men as manlets when they are still 1 head taller than them on average.

Thus it birthed the manlet cope. The short kings have turned on their tall brothers instead of seeing trough the BS that is the woman bias.

Dunno what is worse... The way this girl inserted a termometer in the horse arse or the fact I expected to see it get an erection when she did it...

I am ashamed as a gooner that I did not know about this clone of rule34

I know this is optical illusion but is the ball supposed to reach the right side as it starts bleeding and then smile at you as it goes behind the pillar?

In Bulgaria we have a stand up comedy skit. It goes like this:

They year is 2040 Russia is sieging Berlin. The russian general shouts over the megaphone "Surrender to us the German soldiers or we will rain fire on the whole city" and in Berlin a Bulgarian a Romanian and a Turk talk to each other in german military uniforms "Now where are we supposed to find him a German to surrender..."

That repair shop has the fastest recovery service I have ever seen. Where do I sign up?