This one is on the person who owns and stocks the machine. The salad should not be that high if the lid can't hold.

Super strenght not super durability + strenght (you can break your had with a super punch)
Still hardly a downside you can use it to throw stuff

Would be an awfully stupid way to get killed. Brown man jumps from bridge and breaks your neck.

Making roads narrow and easier to blockade is ongoing project in EU countries for a while. Especially in residential areas they want to ideally be able to box in the entire neighbourhood with 1 or 2 cars with guns. It's city planning to prevent revolts and make revolution easier to stamp out.

This smells like goverment funds being used inappropriately.

Scenario I can image from this madness is that a company took money from goverment to make X number of crosswalks and speedbumps they just made all of them on 1 street to save time and steal half the money that was set for the task.

Font choice is for sure on purpose. It drives more engagement when your click looks like a dick.
Still a dildo mouse as background would go hard.

Pretty much what Vasastan said.

Our company is quite small but we have 1 sales engineer as well.

What he usually does is ask the CTO (chief technical officer) if we can do some shit the client wants to buy or not and tells them the answer the CTO gave. He is basically a salesman that asks questions from the technical department and presents the information to the client dumbed down (and sometimes incorrectly).

It's funny cause the blank is not blank.

I remember the original clip. Kid asking why he is dumber than the other kids in class and the dad has the flashback to this scene (taking beer from fridge and can't close it) with the the todler being head banged.

With the total censorship of the internet coming I doubt kids 10 years from now will now the terror of the green text copy pasta for Valporeon.