“Happy cake day!”

Oddly specific but ok

I blame myself. I forgot 99% of the userbase is g*rmoid with no sense of humour.

This an upcoming indie film about five Israeli American men who worked for a removalist company called "Urban Moving Solutions, in late 90s New York.

While working together, they discovered a shared passion for traditional Jewish dance and decided to form an amateur dance group called "The 34 Rules", a reference to Rabbinc instructions for behaviour contained in the Talmud.

They became popular in the tunnels of New York's Jewish underground scene, but that brought them to the attention of the NYPD and FBI who thought they were a front for a foreign intelligence operation.

Fortunately for them and with the help of a small Jewish NGO called "Moshe's", they were able to escape the law during the chaos of the 9/11 attacks and escape to Israel, where they found popular success.

If you want to know more, try googling "34 Rules Dancing Isrealis"

The Beetoota Advocate is Australia's version of The Onion.

It costs around $400-$500 AUD to fly return to my state capital (~500km away). The flight time is about 45 minutes one way. Add in about 2hrs of waiting at the airport, x-ray machine, metal detector checks etc. all to be crammed into a small metal tube with a crying child and some dipshit with a cold. Then I need to catch a taxi or uber from the airport to my destination (or rely on public transport). The few times I've done it have been for work or emergencies when I need to get there fast.

Conversely I can spend $150 AUD (return trip) on fuel to take my own car on a 4-5 hour road trip at my own pace, through the beautiful countryside, stop for a break when I want to and have the freedom of being able to drive directly where I need to when I get there.

It's a hard concept to grasp unless you experience the distances involved for yourself.

you too, skraeling

Pfft, ok “ice” “land”.

Pfft, ok nerd, enjoy your 30 sided dice and cards.

Nigga have you played Iron Harvest? I was actually a backer for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mruZvlOucbc