looks like someone used your mom's panties to make an umbrella

It's been a while since wrote something here.

I spent the last two months cycling to work and had no time to do anything other than chores like laundry, cooking and cleaning. But it wasn't that bad since i think i lost some weight, but i have no scale to actually check, and my legs got a bit bulky.

Also saved some money and finally found a motorcycle. Pic related, it's a Suzuki RF900R from 1996, which is the same year as me. Some old guy listed it on fb marketplace for just 800 euros, which turned out to be a really nice guy and the only owner for the last 22 years. Bike's reliable, just start and go ever since i got it two weeks ago.

Had to open a dutch bank account so i can pay for insurance, but dealing with bureaucracy in this country is awesome, just make an appointment and some guy came, took a pic of my documents and a few days later i got the letter with the card and everything, also when i registered my home address it was the same, just went to the city hall, check my documents and be gone in less than 15 minutes.
Change the ownership of the motorcycle, just go there show the docs, pay the fee and get the letter 2 days later, back in my shitty country i had to wait for an hour to change the documents when i bought the motorcycle and they just closed the door when it was the end of the day and there was like 10 more people waiting outside with me, so i had to go another day and wait for an hour or two again until i got them changed.

I feel very weird since i moved out on my own, like there's something physically wrong with me, could be from the sleep paralysis i unlocked back when i was living with that polish shitface who woke me up every day, or maybe the crash i had last year with the motorcycle back home and i still feel uneasy when i get on a motorcycle, especially this one since it's 135hp which is more than double from my last one which was 50hp and it's heavier so it feels very different and a bit scary how fast it is.
Or could be the crash i had a few months ago while skiing and my knee still feels like it's not fully healed and then i had to cycle 50km every day to get to work and back, or maybe it's a mix of everything and it's just how getting older feels.
At least i'm not that tired now that i have a transport, but the loneliness is settling in, but if it ever gets too much i have a motorcycle and no one will know it was on purpose.

Anyway have a nice weekend i guess, i have chores to do when i wake up.

Nice to see i wasn't the only one to miss last night since this week was really exhausting.

Last week i finally moved away from that shitty room i had to share with random people. My last room mate was some hobo looking polish guy that smelled funny, but he turned out to be cool and actually offered to drive me to the new place with all my luggage as long as i pay for gas. So i took a a day off work and moved everything, then went back for my bike and cycled to the new place which is 25km away from work and i have no other transport other than the bike which is just a regular city bike.

So this week has been hard since i had to wake up at 3am, make some food to eat and for work, leave before 4am so i can get to work before 6am when i have to clock in. Took me about 1 hour and 20 min to get there in complete darkness along most of the road, only illuminated by the light from the bike and just blasting some music in my headphones to keep me going. By the time i arrived i was completely sweaty all over, so i had to bring an extra t-shirt to change into. And after work i had to do it all over again, so i just came back, grabbed some food along the way, ate it in the room and fell asleep almost instantly without even taking a shower, then i'd wake up a few hours later, clean up the table, take a shower and go to bed again and repeat this all week. And so i racked up about 250km this week, but i did take the train yesterday after work, but paying for me and the bike is a bit too much for everyday use.

Currently i'm looking into buying some sort of motorcycle to make the trip faster and easier, but i really don't like scooter types, which are the cheapest, but i also don't have much left after paying rent and deposit which was 2 times the rent for this place.
Even so i still prefer cycling for more than 2 hours everyday to and from work than staying in that shitty room i was before and even more than going back to my shithole country where i couldn't even afford to rent a place with the money i was getting there.

Here have one of the songs that i was vibing hard to while riding and even made me cycle in rhythm of the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImRXjgr4dbs

Time to get some beer and relax during the short time i have before monday hits again, have a nice weekend everyone.

Last year on my ski trip there was a guy that's a snowboard instructor at the place we rent our ski who was on the phone with his gf or wife and they were arguing about something and the guy just sat there for a minute listening then slammed the phone on the concrete in front of the shop and parts went flying everywhere.
That was the best ending to a conversation i've ever seen

Everytime i see this meme it's shorter and shorter and i can't even find the original through search engines

char limit reached.
Anyway i'm kinda glad how things played out, because the whole situation made me get my shit together and find a place to stay where i won't share a 10 square meter room with some random retards and i'll be able to sleep normally and play games when i want.

Holy shit, this last month has been a fuϲking wild ride.
Let's start with the ski trip which was awesome, pic related is the stats from the app we used with my friends. We had a competition who would reach the highest top speed and in the end it was me, but I crashed at that speed and hurt my knee. Nothing major, probably just some light mcl tear because I felt my knee pop while sliding on my back and the first thing I did after I got up was open the app and check the speed while my friends brought my ski and poles which flew off around the track. After that i just applied ice and could ski for the last two days of the trip, but didn't try to reach that speed again.
One of my friends also got injured when he hit a bump of mushy snow and all his momentum was stopped by only one of his legs and we had to call the snow ambulance to carry him down, but it wasn't that bad, he just couldn't ski for the last day of the trip.

After that I came back to the shitty room, which was empty when I left because my room mate was gone and I thought he was just on holiday or something. Turned out he gathered most of his stuff and just left and when I came back there was a new guy waiting for me in the room, which was very different from before I left.
The guy was polish and he had a weird christmas light installation taped to his wardrobe on the side of his bed, which would stay on most of the time, even at night while he slept. He had brought a small shoe rack full of his shoes, replaced the mat in the bathroom and also the door to the bathroom couldn't be locked any more, he probably broke the mechanism or something.
This motherfuϲking аsshоle talked on the phone with the speaker on most the time, kept opening the window almost every morning, even when outside was around 0 degrees and I worked late shifts and come back from work at 12am then get woken up at 5 when he got up for work with my neck and shoulders frozen from the open window. He also didn't speak english much and the only time he spoke was when he complained about my mouse clicks when playing on the laptop, which wasn't like asking me to stop or something a normal person would say. He said "click click kurwa all night, go play in the kitchen kurwa", the kitchen is next to the lobby in this place and there's tables to eat there, but it's always cold in this weather and after that interaction i just said ok and continued playing as normal, even started a wow classic subscription to play cataclysm with my friends, so i just started playing at night after work until he went to work in the morning and i would then go to bed so can get some sleep. And one day this retard threatened to damage my laptop and even had an open box full of juice hovering right above it and fuϲking around pretending to spill it, but he quickly found out when I shoved him away and into the wall, so from that point he just continued his usual bullshit with the window and the phone, he even complained to the location managers and they gave me a warning about night time noise from mouse clicks and keyboard sounds, which are mostly silent. I told them to fuϲk off and last friday i came back from late shift again and this mofo just woke up and instantly went to open the window, he took out his phone and started talking with someone in polish again. Outside was -2 degrees that night, so i just went to close the window, and he got up and opened it again and we went back and forth for a few times until i had enough of this shit and shoved him away again, and he started saying insults in his stupid language again and shoving his phone in my face, so i just flipped and wanted to throw him out the room, we struggled a bit, i didn't want to cause any actual damage to this idiot even though it was tempting to just knock his ass out, so i just shoved him towards the door until someone came back to check the commotion and this pussy started crying to call for the manager, who arrived and since they are both polish they were speaking in their language even in front of me and just discussed everything without me, just asked me if i hit him to which i replied i didn't, because i actually didn't hit him, just push him out of the room.
After that i received a letter of removal from the location, so i had to find somewhere to move to in 2 weeks. I went to ask the agency which i work for and provide the housing about the situation, and they told me that after that letter they can't move me to a different location of theirs, so i had to either find a place on my own or as the the guy put it "make some tough decisions and probably buy a plane ticket". Bitϲh you are not the one who can tell me to leave, i'll leave when i want to, so i went and started looking for a place and on tuesday i got an email with a video of some room and i instantly told them i'll rent it and today i got the contract and am waiting for the money to go through so they'll give me the keys and finally fuϲk off from this shithole full of retarded junkies.
Can't even believe i thought i could stay here for a while when the first guy in the room was some 20 year old junkie who smoked weed from a bong made out of a plastic bottle in the bathroom and snorted some crushed up pills, the second one was some crypto retard who talked on the phone all the time about making new accounts and bullshit like that and also smoked cigarettes in the bathroom because it was cold outside, and then this polish niggеr who also had a jar of weed and who knows what else and people came to the room and he gave them little packets of weed and shit, and also drank beer all the time and gathered the empty cans in his wardrobe and around his bed.
Now I don't really mind the weed smoking, shit i smoke too from time to time, but i feel like those retards have abused it so much that their brains are fried from all the shit they've consumed and most of the people here are like that.

Dumb protocol i'd guess, the location manager told me he just gets a list from the agency that says who is coming and who is leaving.
And as i said the room mate is the wrong kind of retarded, he doesn't look like he even knows what memes are.

I'm so fuϲking tired man.
I haven't had a good nights rest since i moved to this shithole hotel type location where they cramp two people in a space of around 10 square meters. And my current room mate is from the same country as me, but he's the wrong kind of retarded and i fuϲking hate him because he's always on the phone talking about some crypto scams and shit like that, he used to listen to videos on full blast from his phone before i told him to stop, doesn't clean shit, rolls cigarettes and leaves tobacco everywhere, even started smoking in the bathroom because it's cold outside,but i quickly shut that down, saw him eating chips and then touching his mouse and laptop with greasy hands, which is DISGUSTANG and today i prepared to take out the trash, but forgot the bag in the bathroom and when i came back it was still there with my guy just playing on his laptop.
Hopefully he will leave soon since he's been saying he doesn't like his job, but then who knows what the next retard will bring.
At least i've got the ski trip in two weeks, so i'll break away from this shit for a while, but that brings another problem because when i booked my time off through the app from the agency i work for it said some bullshit about not having "enough hours to keep the room", which i don't know what it even means, so i have to either find a way to fix it or find a place to store my shit since i haven't booked a large bag for the trip, but the agency "coordinators" are still nowhere to be found. Seems the only thing they coordinate is their time off.
And looking through the renting websites is a nightmare, everything is crazy expensive for a single person and some even need some subscription bullshit to see the contact details.
I don't even know what to do any more, but will continue the struggle for now until i've had enough of this shit and go live in the woods.

Damn, you just gave me a reason to live at least to 2027.
My friends got me into UFC, so sometimes we've spent all night playing together until it's time to watch it, can't wait to see you there.