tankera · Lurker · 6 points · 10 days ago
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tankera · Lurker · 3 points · 16 days ago
Last year on my ski trip there was a guy that's a snowboard instructor at the place we rent our ski who was on the phone with his gf or wife and they were arguing about something and the guy just sat there for a minute listening then slammed the phone on the concrete in front of the shop and parts went flying everywhere.
That was the best ending to a conversation i've ever seen
That was the best ending to a conversation i've ever seen
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tankera · Lurker · 7 points · 22 days ago
Everytime i see this meme it's shorter and shorter and i can't even find the original through search engines
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tankera · Lurker · 7 points · 25 days ago
char limit reached.
Anyway i'm kinda glad how things played out, because the whole situation made me get my shit together and find a place to stay where i won't share a 10 square meter room with some random retards and i'll be able to sleep normally and play games when i want.
Anyway i'm kinda glad how things played out, because the whole situation made me get my shit together and find a place to stay where i won't share a 10 square meter room with some random retards and i'll be able to sleep normally and play games when i want.
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tankera · Lurker · 7 points · 25 days ago *

Let's start with the ski trip which was awesome, pic related is the stats from the app we used with my friends. We had a competition who would reach the highest top speed and in the end it was me, but I crashed at that speed and hurt my knee. Nothing major, probably just some light mcl tear because I felt my knee pop while sliding on my back and the first thing I did after I got up was open the app and check the speed while my friends brought my ski and poles which flew off around the track. After that i just applied ice and could ski for the last two days of the trip, but didn't try to reach that speed again.
One of my friends also got injured when he hit a bump of mushy snow and all his momentum was stopped by only one of his legs and we had to call the snow ambulance to carry him down, but it wasn't that bad, he just couldn't ski for the last day of the trip.
After that I came back to the shitty room, which was empty when I left because my room mate was gone and I thought he was just on holiday or something. Turned out he gathered most of his stuff and just left and when I came back there was a new guy waiting for me in the room, which was very different from before I left.
The guy was polish and he had a weird christmas light installation taped to his wardrobe on the side of his bed, which would stay on most of the time, even at night while he slept. He had brought a small shoe rack full of his shoes, replaced the mat in the bathroom and also the door to the bathroom couldn't be locked any more, he probably broke the mechanism or something.
This motherfuϲking аsshоle talked on the phone with the speaker on most the time, kept opening the window almost every morning, even when outside was around 0 degrees and I worked late shifts and come back from work at 12am then get woken up at 5 when he got up for work with my neck and shoulders frozen from the open window. He also didn't speak english much and the only time he spoke was when he complained about my mouse clicks when playing on the laptop, which wasn't like asking me to stop or something a normal person would say. He said "click click kurwa all night, go play in the kitchen kurwa", the kitchen is next to the lobby in this place and there's tables to eat there, but it's always cold in this weather and after that interaction i just said ok and continued playing as normal, even started a wow classic subscription to play cataclysm with my friends, so i just started playing at night after work until he went to work in the morning and i would then go to bed so can get some sleep. And one day this retard threatened to damage my laptop and even had an open box full of juice hovering right above it and fuϲking around pretending to spill it, but he quickly found out when I shoved him away and into the wall, so from that point he just continued his usual bullshit with the window and the phone, he even complained to the location managers and they gave me a warning about night time noise from mouse clicks and keyboard sounds, which are mostly silent. I told them to fuϲk off and last friday i came back from late shift again and this mofo just woke up and instantly went to open the window, he took out his phone and started talking with someone in polish again. Outside was -2 degrees that night, so i just went to close the window, and he got up and opened it again and we went back and forth for a few times until i had enough of this shit and shoved him away again, and he started saying insults in his stupid language again and shoving his phone in my face, so i just flipped and wanted to throw him out the room, we struggled a bit, i didn't want to cause any actual damage to this idiot even though it was tempting to just knock his ass out, so i just shoved him towards the door until someone came back to check the commotion and this pussy started crying to call for the manager, who arrived and since they are both polish they were speaking in their language even in front of me and just discussed everything without me, just asked me if i hit him to which i replied i didn't, because i actually didn't hit him, just push him out of the room.
After that i received a letter of removal from the location, so i had to find somewhere to move to in 2 weeks. I went to ask the agency which i work for and provide the housing about the situation, and they told me that after that letter they can't move me to a different location of theirs, so i had to either find a place on my own or as the the guy put it "make some tough decisions and probably buy a plane ticket". Bitϲh you are not the one who can tell me to leave, i'll leave when i want to, so i went and started looking for a place and on tuesday i got an email with a video of some room and i instantly told them i'll rent it and today i got the contract and am waiting for the money to go through so they'll give me the keys and finally fuϲk off from this shithole full of retarded junkies.
Can't even believe i thought i could stay here for a while when the first guy in the room was some 20 year old junkie who smoked weed from a bong made out of a plastic bottle in the bathroom and snorted some crushed up pills, the second one was some crypto retard who talked on the phone all the time about making new accounts and bullshit like that and also smoked cigarettes in the bathroom because it was cold outside, and then this polish niggеr who also had a jar of weed and who knows what else and people came to the room and he gave them little packets of weed and shit, and also drank beer all the time and gathered the empty cans in his wardrobe and around his bed.
Now I don't really mind the weed smoking, shit i smoke too from time to time, but i feel like those retards have abused it so much that their brains are fried from all the shit they've consumed and most of the people here are like that.
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tankera · Lurker · 3 points · 2 months ago
Dumb protocol i'd guess, the location manager told me he just gets a list from the agency that says who is coming and who is leaving.
And as i said the room mate is the wrong kind of retarded, he doesn't look like he even knows what memes are.
And as i said the room mate is the wrong kind of retarded, he doesn't look like he even knows what memes are.
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tankera · Lurker · 3 points · 2 months ago

I haven't had a good nights rest since i moved to this shithole hotel type location where they cramp two people in a space of around 10 square meters. And my current room mate is from the same country as me, but he's the wrong kind of retarded and i fuϲking hate him because he's always on the phone talking about some crypto scams and shit like that, he used to listen to videos on full blast from his phone before i told him to stop, doesn't clean shit, rolls cigarettes and leaves tobacco everywhere, even started smoking in the bathroom because it's cold outside,but i quickly shut that down, saw him eating chips and then touching his mouse and laptop with greasy hands, which is DISGUSTANG and today i prepared to take out the trash, but forgot the bag in the bathroom and when i came back it was still there with my guy just playing on his laptop.
Hopefully he will leave soon since he's been saying he doesn't like his job, but then who knows what the next retard will bring.
At least i've got the ski trip in two weeks, so i'll break away from this shit for a while, but that brings another problem because when i booked my time off through the app from the agency i work for it said some bullshit about not having "enough hours to keep the room", which i don't know what it even means, so i have to either find a way to fix it or find a place to store my shit since i haven't booked a large bag for the trip, but the agency "coordinators" are still nowhere to be found. Seems the only thing they coordinate is their time off.
And looking through the renting websites is a nightmare, everything is crazy expensive for a single person and some even need some subscription bullshit to see the contact details.
I don't even know what to do any more, but will continue the struggle for now until i've had enough of this shit and go live in the woods.
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tankera · Lurker · 3 points · 3 months ago
Damn, you just gave me a reason to live at least to 2027.
My friends got me into UFC, so sometimes we've spent all night playing together until it's time to watch it, can't wait to see you there.
My friends got me into UFC, so sometimes we've spent all night playing together until it's time to watch it, can't wait to see you there.
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tankera · Lurker · 3 points · 3 months ago
I wish i was from Vienna, i'm from a city called plovdiv in bulgaria, idk what happened, but when i was little it wasn't like this.
And i developed my love for ski 2 years ago when my friends from the uk who are also bulgarian, came back and i went with them and one of them was my instructor and i learned how to ski in 1 day, just going down 100m on a small learner slope, but i didn't want to spend 60 shekels on a lift pass jut for the drag lift, so i took the ski off and walked back up. Did this for the whole day and the next day i bought the lift pass and went straight for a red slope and i had a fall on every sharp corner, but i continued and just got back up and tried again and again until i learned. Even had a fall next to an actual instructor who was in the middle of the way with some people and i didn't know how to corner that fast at the time and he told me to get off the slope since i'm not fit for it, my friend defused the situation and i didn't say anything to him, but it made me glad that i didn't have an actual instructor. And last year i was going down every slope and even started attempting jumps.
I only wish i could start sooner, but with my family i never had the chance.
And i developed my love for ski 2 years ago when my friends from the uk who are also bulgarian, came back and i went with them and one of them was my instructor and i learned how to ski in 1 day, just going down 100m on a small learner slope, but i didn't want to spend 60 shekels on a lift pass jut for the drag lift, so i took the ski off and walked back up. Did this for the whole day and the next day i bought the lift pass and went straight for a red slope and i had a fall on every sharp corner, but i continued and just got back up and tried again and again until i learned. Even had a fall next to an actual instructor who was in the middle of the way with some people and i didn't know how to corner that fast at the time and he told me to get off the slope since i'm not fit for it, my friend defused the situation and i didn't say anything to him, but it made me glad that i didn't have an actual instructor. And last year i was going down every slope and even started attempting jumps.
I only wish i could start sooner, but with my family i never had the chance.
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tankera · Lurker · 9 points · 3 months ago
I am back home for christmas, which was also my mother's birthday, so i bought some presents and came back for 4 days to see how my parents and my cat are doing.
It's a weird feeling not seeing someone, who you were used to seeing everyday, for a few months and now that i'm back it feels nice, but i don't want to return to work in this country. Had to take care of some things while i'm here and a short walk around the city quickly reminded me why i left. Most of the people are insufferable, miserable and always unhappy, and it's like a disease that gets to you after living here for so long, i had to buy something and wished the cashier happy holidays and she didn't even respond and that happened twice in two different places, meanwhile in the Netherlands everyone i talk to is friendly and helpful with whatever questions i have, might be fake or forced or just how people are there, but i prefer that over the bitter people here.
My cat is obviously old, but somehow is in heat now and is just walking around meowing loudly in the hallway even at night and wakes me up, but seeing her walking around much slower than before and even losing balance from time to time and deciding to go down and walk over to the couch instead of jumping from the bed like before, i just can't be mad at her. It always makes me think about how much time she has left and i always get sad from thinking about it, especially now that it'll probably happen while i'm away, so i've been spending a lot of time just cuddling and petting her while i'm here.
On sunday am flying back and the next day am flying to london to spend new year's eve with my friends who live there, which actually is just one of them, the other is in Liverpool so we're catching a train to go there, which btw got cancelled and i had to spend 60 euro more to change tickets due to some fuϲking strike in the fuϲking uk, which when my friend checked affected only our train, which was the cheapest one of everything. So i just want to say fuϲk the uk and your expensive fuϲking trains and the retards that go on strike just to inconvenience people like me and not the ones in charge, who don't give a flying fuϲk what happens down on the ground with normal people, because they live in a closed gate community and only see people as numbers on spreadsheets and only care about the numbers in their bank accounts.
Anyway, in total i have 3 more flights to do for the next 10 days and if none of them crash i'll get to try again at the end of january when we are coming back again, this time with my friends to go skiing, so if the planes don't kill me i can try to do it myself going as fast a possible down the slopes.
Hope everyone had a good and cozy christmas and i wish you have a pleasant new year and thank you to all the posters and commenters for providing funny content and interactions.
It's a weird feeling not seeing someone, who you were used to seeing everyday, for a few months and now that i'm back it feels nice, but i don't want to return to work in this country. Had to take care of some things while i'm here and a short walk around the city quickly reminded me why i left. Most of the people are insufferable, miserable and always unhappy, and it's like a disease that gets to you after living here for so long, i had to buy something and wished the cashier happy holidays and she didn't even respond and that happened twice in two different places, meanwhile in the Netherlands everyone i talk to is friendly and helpful with whatever questions i have, might be fake or forced or just how people are there, but i prefer that over the bitter people here.
My cat is obviously old, but somehow is in heat now and is just walking around meowing loudly in the hallway even at night and wakes me up, but seeing her walking around much slower than before and even losing balance from time to time and deciding to go down and walk over to the couch instead of jumping from the bed like before, i just can't be mad at her. It always makes me think about how much time she has left and i always get sad from thinking about it, especially now that it'll probably happen while i'm away, so i've been spending a lot of time just cuddling and petting her while i'm here.
On sunday am flying back and the next day am flying to london to spend new year's eve with my friends who live there, which actually is just one of them, the other is in Liverpool so we're catching a train to go there, which btw got cancelled and i had to spend 60 euro more to change tickets due to some fuϲking strike in the fuϲking uk, which when my friend checked affected only our train, which was the cheapest one of everything. So i just want to say fuϲk the uk and your expensive fuϲking trains and the retards that go on strike just to inconvenience people like me and not the ones in charge, who don't give a flying fuϲk what happens down on the ground with normal people, because they live in a closed gate community and only see people as numbers on spreadsheets and only care about the numbers in their bank accounts.
Anyway, in total i have 3 more flights to do for the next 10 days and if none of them crash i'll get to try again at the end of january when we are coming back again, this time with my friends to go skiing, so if the planes don't kill me i can try to do it myself going as fast a possible down the slopes.
Hope everyone had a good and cozy christmas and i wish you have a pleasant new year and thank you to all the posters and commenters for providing funny content and interactions.
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tankera · 6 points · 10 days ago
Nice to see i wasn't the only one to miss last night since this week was really ...

tankera · 3 points · 16 days ago
Last year on my ski trip there was a guy that's a snowboard instructor at the pl...

tankera · 7 points · 22 days ago
Everytime i see this meme it's shorter and shorter and i can't even find the ori...

tankera · 7 points · 25 days ago
char limit reached.
Anyway i'm kinda glad how things played out, because the w...

tankera · 7 points · 25 days ago


tankera · 3 points · 2 months ago
Dumb protocol i'd guess, the location manager told me he just gets a list from t...

tankera · 3 points · 2 months ago


tankera · 3 points · 3 months ago
Damn, you just gave me a reason to live at least to 2027.
My friends got me int...

tankera · 3 points · 3 months ago
I wish i was from Vienna, i'm from a city called plovdiv in bulgaria, idk what h...

tankera · 9 points · 3 months ago
I am back home for christmas, which was also my mother's birthday, so i bought s...
Last week i finally moved away from that shitty room i had to share with random people. My last room mate was some hobo looking polish guy that smelled funny, but he turned out to be cool and actually offered to drive me to the new place with all my luggage as long as i pay for gas. So i took a a day off work and moved everything, then went back for my bike and cycled to the new place which is 25km away from work and i have no other transport other than the bike which is just a regular city bike.
So this week has been hard since i had to wake up at 3am, make some food to eat and for work, leave before 4am so i can get to work before 6am when i have to clock in. Took me about 1 hour and 20 min to get there in complete darkness along most of the road, only illuminated by the light from the bike and just blasting some music in my headphones to keep me going. By the time i arrived i was completely sweaty all over, so i had to bring an extra t-shirt to change into. And after work i had to do it all over again, so i just came back, grabbed some food along the way, ate it in the room and fell asleep almost instantly without even taking a shower, then i'd wake up a few hours later, clean up the table, take a shower and go to bed again and repeat this all week. And so i racked up about 250km this week, but i did take the train yesterday after work, but paying for me and the bike is a bit too much for everyday use.
Currently i'm looking into buying some sort of motorcycle to make the trip faster and easier, but i really don't like scooter types, which are the cheapest, but i also don't have much left after paying rent and deposit which was 2 times the rent for this place.
Even so i still prefer cycling for more than 2 hours everyday to and from work than staying in that shitty room i was before and even more than going back to my shithole country where i couldn't even afford to rent a place with the money i was getting there.
Here have one of the songs that i was vibing hard to while riding and even made me cycle in rhythm of the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImRXjgr4dbs
Time to get some beer and relax during the short time i have before monday hits again, have a nice weekend everyone.