Throwback to one of my favourite DnD characters i played back in the day. Goliath barbarian with no legs, so he basically just pushed himself around in a cart with a paddle. My old DM even threw this together in Photoshop to print it out and use as a mini at the table.
First session there was a chase scene where i was the only one behind the culprit. Frontflip lifted myself through a window, cart included, and when the thief tried to escape down an alley that was too tight for the cart i decided to say *** it and throw the paddle. Nat20, crit, dude's ***ing bludgeoned to death by it.
Good times ...

OH NO

Tbh, my colleagues are actually the only reason i stayed so long. They're legit great people, but i cannot let myself be miserable so that other people i like aren't. If they're smart they will follow suit. (also yes, we are already critically understaffed. I'm one of three chefs where i work)

Already got something lined up. Better hours, better pay, easier work

I'm actually putting in my resignation on Monday. Wish me luck!

I mean, in German gloves are actually called hand shoes (Handschuhe), and considering Dutch is basically someone trying to talk German and English at the same time while being blackout drunk? I believe it

Repeatedly pressing "Similar Face" when creating your Dark Souls character

Well yeah, run towards ...

I've always been here, lurking, waiting.