It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
342,582 Gold Club
weird combination of signs
Neighbor had a note on their door, I had a follow up note
Beached whales are th best whales
I'd eat that.
Searching for 15 years to know what you knew from day 1
I too suffer from In Some Near
Hid something special underneath our floating floor for the next homeowner...
Bless the triple chin
My friend went into a Welsh convenience store and found this..
Is this a retarded bee ?
My dad is threatening to destroy this majesty cactus with a chainsaw. Please join me in the effort to stop him. #savethecoctus
Kill me. Please.
Upon arriving to help get my keys out of my car, the AAA guy locked his keys in his car and had to call AAA
Party out back
When the wrong is right
money or magical powers... tough one...
Progressiveness is killing this world.
When your friend sends you a normie meme.
never get too high
Step on my level
"let's move all anti-air guns to the political capital, what could go wrong"
IM FREAKING OUT SOMEONE ANSWER ME
USPS Tracking: 1) Package has left facility 2) We have no ***ing idea 3) Package delivered
This is what my classmate Googled after the Statistics professor said "The homework was for your understanding, you don't have to turn it in today"
Dude in his 30s and also without child.
Found this hidden gem while auditing a contract.
Found this while looking up my house on Google maps. Turns out my neighbors might not get along.
Never has there been a more Canadian news title
Found at my local Panda Express. Took me all my power not to burst out laughing in the middle of the lunch crowd xD
First upload please no flame
Don't collect 200$
My dad's $686 million health insurance bill
Add alcohol, hilarity ensues.
Star Wars meets the religions of the world
When bots are gone but reposts are everywhere
Gotta love those baby boomers.
My mom photocopies recipes off of her iPad.
AMC memes ✌⊂(✰‿✰)つ✌
And that was the day that best friends were made.
Using Internet Explorer to download Chrome
Well, i haven't tested my airbags in a while...
I'd recomend a pepsi factory, you bourgeoisie swine
Yamahahahah, I wouldn't doubt that it actually went down like that
Thor or .....
Not A Human
Can't win with daughters.
The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead
Don't act like you know me
That waffle looks really dangerous. I think you should let us handle that for you.
Inspirational painting by budding 10y.o. artist. Yard Sale-$2
When the quiet papal funded kid screams DEUX ENOUGH!
get a grip of your life people
Seize the moment
Came across these creepers in the museum
We were at the zoo when my wife yelled "Look, a bobcat!"
This machine has seen some shit
I'm really sorry..
its lit fam
Naval Ships have a sense of humor
How the fυck is cyberbulling even real? Just close your eyes niga
The artist of this cartoon forgot an important detail about Batman's origins...
My favourite faceswap ever. In tears.
Never use google translate!
Don't do drugs kids
Watching Rugrats and I nearly choked
Emotions vs facts
Me complimenting people
10:00 take down an empire - 12:00 take a dump on the street
My dog looks like the girl from that meme
Self acceptance is important
The Church of the Flying Bowling Pin
Solar system according to flat earthers
When the priest brings out the big guns
That's my secret Cap I'm always ironically nihilistic
When your 13 year old son is clever enough to swerve his tech ban by jumping on your work laptop when you're out of the house, but not clever enough to clear his search history...
The man in the middle
I feel my keyboard predictions paint me in a negative light...
Gotta love them Indians
Can't wait to see the new movie from Scley Ridott
Jim Carrey impressions
These senior guys ready for prom.
The Millenial Falcon
When your teenager is clueless
My girlfriend showed up to a party for my birthday dressed as me
Essential item in the "childless woman in her 30s" starter pack
When you told your grandma you bought a new car
Pub sign near me