It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
170,292 3-Year Club
Gotham's favorite family man.
My brother paused "Cosmos" and Neil Degrasse Tyson look pretty gangster. "Ya'll mah***ahs are stardust and sheeeeit."
Bride Who Is A Computer Engineer Doesn’t Have Any Girlfriends, So She Invites Her Bros Instead
On my English teachers door
The name of this fishing boat
Stay safe out there...
Ok lets go
My friend's American football burst and he found out that it makes a great looking turban
My favourite Bond quote.
The wooden mirror
Dis is not a puppy
Memes write themselves...
Adds insult to injury
Finally! Long way to go.
Welcome to the rice fields mofos
When you're struggling to make the minimum word count.
alcohol is gud for you
Why can't I find a girlfriend like that?
Red Formans words of wisdom
Give cyclists space.
Probably the first thing we teach the aliens too
nice recovery bro
I wish I could joke that well
Instead of Millennium Falcons or fire trucks, my 8 year old son builds Lego bars with drunk patrons.
He wasn't ready
Best bumper sticker I've seen yet
Strong independent boy
And do geese call goose bumps people bumps?
The Award Winner
The German language
B for Bravery
This actual photo from a home listing...
Dog svidaniya, capitalism.
Having a bad day? You feel like an idiot? Good news, there is worse, way worse
This Sign gets it
A proud accomplishment
I definitely didn't steal this
Stealing memes is hard
4 Wongs do make a Wright
Furthermore, i am a connoisseur of the meme.
How to win a girl over
Farm field trip
Hope you ready for the next episode...
Why isn't this thing drifting?
...Look at me!
So I get home from work and these guys are doing this in the park across the street. Life is Awesome
Terrible restaurant, the Jedi are horrible managers, I told you we shouldn't go there Anakin!
Not sure why everyone is freaking out about these male rompers. I've owned a pair my whole life.
loving this new addition to google translate
Here's an example of a killer turtle.
The original parking sensor
Cat tries coffee for the first time.
I saw this kid at Walmart and can't stop laughing.
My 5 year plan.
Taco Bell gave up.
I guess I'll try it for shits and giggles...
Meanwhile at a Target in Australia...
Post of your title
This sign was in a Chili's restroom
anon gives good advice
Friend let her kid try some Starbucks. She sent this to me last night
A question for the ages.
The ultimate sitcom formula.
When the teacher won't let you bring your fidget spinner to class.
He already has a pipe in his pocket.
If it fits I sits. Even if it's in your pants while you pee.
Dog: Password Me: Who's a good boy? Dog:.... You may pass
Now it all makes sense
How I love movies
This meme needs to stop
God did comlubine before it was cool
Hmmm not sure I trust this one...
I can't believe you've done this