After a night out, we came home to find this note from the dog sitter.

Time to warm up

been a while since I had a ban

Top Gear complaint form

Roses are red, my trousers have pockets,

Well that worked perfectly

Seems true

haha

I took a picture of a bridge & then saw my weird shadow.

shitpost from the future

Oh oh

When you accidentaly use twitter instead of google search bar

**FBI INTENSIFIES**

My husband's late night contribution to the questionable label on my wine.

10/10... no splash

It swung the tide of the war.

Can't post more then this cuz of my limit

Can't hit a blow on this window

The gravy should be ready.....

This sign at a fried chicken restaurant

Because why not

too bad I got a limit again

They'll get 10/10

Yo Chappelle, OJ saw your netflix special. He wanna talk to you.

The name's Bond. James Bond. And you are...?

Damn, I went to the wrong one...

Amazon glitter review from the worst roommate ever

Surprise mf!

Can not believe it

Git out!

drop it

Retail Purge

Microsoft's Special Technique

Amazing Transformation - At least lost something

IT help desk "punisher"

Can someone tell me what kind of hummingbird this is?

boi, can't wait for the admins to publish the release date

like a phoenix from the ashes

Its oc

The vegan hunter

When I ask my black-asian friend if they want take out

Just pick any day

Thank you, Bill from Chicago

hacker man

Probably regrets these quotes

Sounds like I win win to me

T H I C C

I asked for an Apple Watch for my birthday. This is what I got.

HL in one year.

Moneymay = The G.O.A.T.

Tragic

Stressed spelled backwards...

Pumped up

Banned again

its scary

4 thousand years later and we're back to speaking in the same language.

Ayyyy

How to lose 10 pounds FAST using this one weird trick!

Now I know the first thing I'm gonna do if I ever visit Italy.

So big

Sorting my dad's funeral and spotted a familiar face!

those bans are scary

How to get around copyright law

She thought he's gonna propose her

Angry seal slap noises

damn leave some pussy for the rest of us

Show some love

Haha totally not me

Yeah I cant help that fake giggle!

Neopolitian

Poor robbie

The profanities that would leave my mouth!

You Will Never Guess What This Ad Addresses

I can code in multiple languages, but i don't understand washing machines, so my girlfriend made it easier

Sassy Rowling

*screeching*

:cccccvc

The best way to exlpain coding.

Come on now follow my lead!

Tire

who hasnt?

☭

This sign at a pizza restaurant.

Roses are red, I really hate bugs,

A land of impure imagination

If video games have taught me anything, this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest

They thought it was camera

p*ssymagnet

These weebs

If Voldemort had gone into Programming instead

Was at the Louvre yesterday and just HAD to find Ducreux

Came home to this note from my disgruntled wife

I have this problem too

Still too edgy?

My daughter put her “baby” in her car seat, and I almost had a heart attack when I looked in the back seat after work.

Church Gone Wild

My chickens are gangster. yo.

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number

Trump cucked by the cuck

morning fellas