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Found the problem in Houston
My Friend Joseph
Sometimes I eat my wife's candy. Today she hid it from me; in the plate cabinet, where I get my plates from, every meal.
That's a hell of a deal
Is it just me or do they eat their pizza like it's dick?
I like this girls style
When you run out of things to talk about.
NiBBa screwed up
I guess we can call it water-burger now
Sometimes God speaks to you.
Albus, have you seen my make-up bag?
Hero of home depot
/a/ , a magical place
2 SPOOPY KEEP SCROLLING!
Found these instructions next to the fur rugs in Ikea Glasgow
Average Texan. Starting tomorrow.
He stealin yo girl
In which one will you look?
I wonder how that comment thread went
didn't have a tape measure but...
20 years can make a big difference
Alpaca vs. Llama
One of the hottest women
Googley eyes put to good use
Mirrors are for amateurs
Last time I was in Las Vegas I ran out of towels. I told housekeeping that I would tip one dollar for every extra towel put in my room. #Pallazo
This girl at the gas station behind me - Should I tell her the evidence she got busy last night is on her hood???
Bachelors party done right
Spidey's always being left out
Joel Olsteen's thoughts on Harvey
And then they take a plate home.
Meanwhile... in an alternate timeline.
Malcolm in the Middle
Pretty sure it's a trap
Leo the magician everybody!
Christian High School Parties
Pray for sharks
me while posting lots of hilarious memes on hugelol
Thats the real question
The perfect deal
Hope they enjoy it
Zap zap away
A sincere apology.
But you're still thinking about the game
The lawn strikes again...
This guy is probably getting fired soon
Die plant, die
Found the British corn.
Harvey says goodbye
me upvoting myself on hugelol
he will not divide us
Upvote only if you have depression
Let's try "We aren't even trying to hide it" for $400 Alex
My daughter asked me to help her with her job application... I hope she gets the interview
Fellas stop bein gay
Two Girls Two Dudes
Awhile ago I posted about how while I was drunk I ordered 100 tiny top hats for my toad.. Meet my new little guy looking quite dapper! No regrets.
Thanks to all who helped without having to be shamed into it.
The best 2 star hotel review in Kansas.
Even when being rescued from hurricane floods, this cat is just over it.
I'll take "Restaurant names that sound like sex acts" for $1000, Alex
Still can't see a difference after all this time...
Get off his ark.
Devils vs. Balrogs
We all laughed...
The hero Texas deserves.
It helps to talk about it
Seeing your ex in the street
Customer review that got put on a plaque and hung in the middle of our office today.
Let's stick with "restaurants that sound like sex acts" for 800$ Alex
The truth in this pic..
Funny Back to School Pic
The only shelter Joel Osteen really cares about
From the perspective of the tuna inside of a tuna can.
Light water damage
Have you ever realized how the trapezius of a bodybuilder looks like a skinny person coming out of a muscular body?
when duck mother is dog
Smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans