No one can stop me anymore! I have ascended into the ultimate shitposter!
This is Trevor Smith.
10 years ago today I was in grade 10 and smoked a doobie during lunch. Didn't know it was photo day.
My mother made a Facebook account and this was her first message to me:
Old footballers vs. modern superstars
the reaction of this dog is hilarious
The second best thing to come out of 9/11
So that's where they all are!
i recycled this from last year
Going down a storm
I suppose the username fits perfectly
Turn the car - we're outta here...
Jet Fuel Steals Meme
Who will be the next victim ?
I tried to text "for f..k sakes" and it auto corrected to "four duck snakes" so I googled that...wasn't disappointed
I love adding stuff to my coworkers' notes.
When u wanna get high but u fancy
When Americans build their house
Grandma 2016 vs 2090
Need to take a break?
Don't come here you normie
Damm this iPhone faceID lock.
Bath time for chicken.
On a Boston T
iPhone X Home Button
I was feeling good about myself, and then I had to go and have another fortune cookie
"Near Misses Throughout History"
Tom Haverford, the Ultimate wing man
Apparently Stewie Griffin works at my hospital....
The vet did a perfect job capturing our animals personalities on their ID tags.
I hope they don't notice
I asked my dad to make me a wallpaper, this is what he sent me...
ａｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ Ｓ Ｈ Ｅ Ｌ Ｄ Ｏ Ｒ
"Listen. You is kind. You is smart. You is important..."
They change so fast
This pic I took of my dog looks like a crime scene photo.
My girlfriend thought this was an accurate description of me. I'll have to explain to her when I see her later why she's wrong.
Two tickets to Atlanta please :v
Struck by the divine light ...
Higher level casting: Thot Protection
I thought something smelled funny on the road today
Who would win?
Apple revealed they worship the Many Faced God
things that go bump in the night
Dad's method to guarantee responsible driving
Whenever Apple announces a new iPhone, all I can think of is this.
If traps are gay then...
Can someone explain me why this is gay ?
He was just hungry
Spotted in my institution's natural sciences building.
Attack on car insurance
How brave of you
My father in law told my nephew he would buy him an Xbox when he learns to ride a two wheeler. Not getting it today.
The smell of whiskas awakens an ancient evil
My girlfriend saw this "Prius" on her commute yesterday.
White pple trynna pull sht
** Autistic screeching**
Leave me alone
Best NO PARKING symbol
Just u wait....
Mars Rover = $800 Million; Team to Operate = $1 Billion; Drawing a Dong on The Surface of Another Planet = Priceless.
A no BS approach to getting rich quick.
Ted has the right to explain himself
The most Australian out of service tag
we all I.T down here
They're not dick pics, they're..
The Giant Quacken has been defeated
And that's how we get a camel
The police log when you live in a small town.
I love this friend.
All-natural umbrellas are the best
When the hotel staff has your back