Should have covered his mouth

My friend is on vacation, and while out at a restaurant, a guy points out he's wearing the same shirt as his girlfriend.

My girlfriend wanted a drink but didn't want to get out of bed, so I obliged.

What is it Scooby?!

Straight outta china

Relatable

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

heh

Patiently Waiting

Black Pride!

Mom???

Heart Breaking :'(

Let's settle down guys

I could fill a hot air balloon with Lays air™ smh

Canadian wars in a nutshell

When you see a bridge

I organized my medicine cabinet today. Help me:

Shingles are painful. My Mom sent me a care package from San Francisco.

Sad day on Sesame Street.

Why don't we put some braille on it to let blind people know not to touch it?

How teachers in the US are going to be

fek

My fiancé carries chalk in his car for opportunities like this one

Even smarter

Have I seen this before?

SNOW DAAAAY!

That is some good skills

Needs more realism

Trying to get millennials to buy homes the right way.

This restroom sign in San Francisco, California

This is a record for the number of things that can happen within five seconds

My dad in the Peloponnesian War in 418 BC. Didn’t know this picture existed until I came across it randomly on the internet. He cried when he saw it. Hope this is the right place to post it.

I'm the cook

Depressed?

Target doesn't staple some, they staple all of them

Creepy Arnold Schwarzenegger

What parents have to go through

Germans being germans

Surveying Fish market like..

First job interview of the year...

Bryan Cranston eating Pop-Tarts like an insane person.

It's necessary

Im told you guys will know what this is about

Are you sure they gave us the right one?

heh

Another animal frozen in ice...

Selling drinks was not allowed at this music festival...

Anon's gender must be respected

How USBs are breaking logic

Small Angry Dog

Game over...

The guys in the warehouse where I work have a trophy wall of dead routers.

That's going to save you a lot more than $600

"And then I shit out a tomahawk missile"

I drive an 'old man car' so I decided to get an appropriate sticker...

Whoever keeps doing these, Thank you.

When the guy behind you keeps hitting the chair

The Gas Station Owners Should Be Ashamed.

Finally Got My Dad To Sleep

Talk about Niche Memes

Minecraft masterrace

I can't believe nobody showed up to class today

Sorry for not being wholesome

Gorilla Glue - thought it was funny the label started peeling off.

A coworker of mine slipped at work. Someone decided to post his face on the wet floor sign.

My dog welcoming me home from work. Best smile ever.

Straight to the point with their packaging.

When I was 12, I was attacked by a howler monkey in Costa Rica. My dad runs a tour and travel company down there, and I found this postcard on his rack...

A friend sent this to me earlier today. I laughed way too hard at it

My father is on vacation in Scotland

Snowday beast from the east!

The nurse, during my annual wellness check, suggested at my age I should have a bar in the shower. So I took her advice.

Seen at Emerald City Comicon

> Jesus is back.

Indian Trains in the Future

With these upgrades you never stood a chance.

I do not blame this man for his actions

A scientific approach.

Was treating myself to a scotch and logging it in my fitness pal...

Yeah, I'll take a refund please Jim.

When you just can't help yourself

Show some ***ing respect

Apple Tech Support

Even Mother Nature Hates Comcast

This slight won’t be forgotten. And Lannisters always pay their debts.

This penis in Czechia has been fondled a lot

Bad Acting

My wife dared me to go out in the snow in nothing but my boots....

Way to go, Carl

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified...

They must be having a hell of a time in the embassy

<Throws coffee mug>

It was at that moment Dave realized that teaching his dog to catch frankfurters was a bad idea...

What I'm reminded of when asking someone's gender these days

Customer asked me if I wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy

You and I both?

Bioncicless

I discovered I can write messages in my girlfriends new blanket.

Advice for beginner yogaists

Elaborate bank heist