Every now and then I get a little bit terrified...

They must be having a hell of a time in the embassy

<Throws coffee mug>

It was at that moment Dave realized that teaching his dog to catch frankfurters was a bad idea...

What I'm reminded of when asking someone's gender these days

Customer asked me if I wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy

You and I both?

Bioncicless

I discovered I can write messages in my girlfriends new blanket.

Advice for beginner yogaists

Elaborate bank heist

A 6th grader in my wife's class drew this comic - Lord help me

I wonder if she's worried about a yeast infection. . .

freakin' roommates

OOF

Planking: Level 9000

Your eyes play tricks on you

Let's come together.

Darkness Intensifies

Haha, such weird photos...

I’ve got a german shepherd!

No joke. This is how they sleep. Bert & Ernie.

>2018

New tow truck in town

Damn Ed has been lifting

Satanic Please

Found this gem in my local school art gallery

Take Pity

both

Not even T-Mobile knows what she does for a living.

the legend remains

Fun for the whole family.

;-;

The world is a cat playing with Australia.

@windows2OOx

My social skills

Marine of the month

Best school project ever.

its not mine

Ben SWOLO and Rey

Don't do it. He has the Highground and plot armour

Ishmael’s heading to the slopes...

Reason To Wear A Seat Belt

I had to double take

Dick from 3rd rock is cool af.

TIL what germans do while waiting for buses that are running late due to snow.

Bob the ***ing savage

This was tapped above the urinal at my local music store.

"I forgot how to dog"

Accidentally brought a Mac to Microsoft HQ today

Little Diddy....with Jack and Diane.

Oh no! Not Tom Hanks!

When noo autocorrects to moo

spoons

'Technically correct' is the best kind of correct.

He saw it coming

Well that’s racist, Youtube

**Beware** If you see this vehicle, stay away!

Would give this movie a watch

Love the IT Crowd

Police take on a Harry Potter "Dementor" in a local park and report about it on Facebook.

Only Once

Office Antics

I missed you more...

The joys of owning a cat.

Born Female

The greatest lifehack ever.

When your wife forgets that A) she never closed her porn and B) that bluetooth is a thing.

get bent

Ye fekin wanker

Give Gandalf a second

Mischief at the tshirt factory

At this point, I don't know if memes are inspired from events or the other way around though.

Chic-chicky-boom

math is sin

Devious move

New gaming cheat ?!

My girlfriend likes to cut my sandwiches into weird shapes just to watch me suffer.

you had it coming

set this guy up to get my wife this morning......it worked great but my ears are still ringing

"Locals believed they were feeling an earthquake"

Gotta make it relatable

What if it's not a FBI guy, but a CIA guy?

Inspired by all of the incredible weight loss photos, here's how I lost 160lb in just one day.

Kanye Don’t Look Away

It fits because teaching is bang bang bang

Wtf kelly

Autism is overloading.

The rig would be enough tbh

But where will they find blue leaves for the crying emoji?

The equivalent of my life is worthless to me too.

Always time for a lesson from batman

yamateh

Anon is at the park

Lif sux

my cat looks possessed 100% of the time

Everyone needs a little support sometimes

There'll be peace when you are done~!

That one grumpy friend.

Clever advice though