My girlfriend likes to cut my sandwiches into weird shapes just to watch me suffer.
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you had it coming
set this guy up to get my wife this morning......it worked great but my ears are still ringing
"Locals believed they were feeling an earthquake"
Gotta make it relatable
What if it's not a FBI guy, but a CIA guy?
Inspired by all of the incredible weight loss photos, here's how I lost 160lb in just one day.
Kanye Don’t Look Away
It fits because teaching is bang bang bang
Autism is overloading.
The rig would be enough tbh
But where will they find blue leaves for the crying emoji?
The equivalent of my life is worthless to me too.
Always time for a lesson from batman
Anon is at the park
my cat looks possessed 100% of the time
Everyone needs a little support sometimes
There'll be peace when you are done~!
That one grumpy friend.
Clever advice though
What can't Keanu do?!
the blackout train has no brakes
Bringing the world together.
He is getting married so he made this with his best friend and future wife.
Neon Geneshrek Evangelion
Cereal is soup
The meme that keeps on giving
Middle Aged Harry Potter Books
Urban Disney Princess
The lower case A Team
My phone tried to stop me.
When stress is life
I got exposed
It's time for A2
A little too much cream for my taste
Who had one of these badboys as a kid?
Just when I thought I was getting more active..
Don't fk with the midle east boiz, u know who I'm talkin bout b0ss.
My friend Maggie pitching her movie, moments before becoming a billionaire.
Education Level 1000000
seems to be more true than ever
The life you save could be your own
Don't hurt cato
On this rock I will build my Church
Missed my major by a mile...
My new Nintendo Switch
*** flowers. I am a man!
Perhaps, maybe an apple next time?
Inspector Gadget Seen In Public Again
every buzzfeed post
Better prep my hotel room
"Nobody understands our love!"
My brother returned from South Korea today, after being there for over a year in the military. This was my welcome home sign to him.
low effort OC
This cat chewed an armrest for herself in a box
Honestly, I’m sick of it. Everyone on this sub is the same
The Lost Boys, Then vs Now.
Press 'F' to pay respect...
Yo thats awesome
haters will say it’s photoshopped
Save us Florida man
Atleast Fred Flintstone made it in to work this morning
This is so metal...
When she asks you to open the jar of pickles
Medieval Michael Scott
This was on a bathroom stall. Can’t stop laughing.
My agent told me it’s a one bedroom with attached bathroom
An old italian gentleman ...
Ugly people have talent too
Dog 1, Vet 0
thats how i eat
That's so smart
how you think vs how it is
impressive skill, Spider-Man
Alien Art *This has been sitting in a folder since 2014.
This is my friends cat, it's way cooler than I'll ever be and I've accepted that.
Windows at its finest
My son when we play hide and seek.. at least I won't have to pay for college!
Who is your daddy? And what does he do?
This kid knows his shit.