This kid knows his shit.

On the 3rd day he rose...

My cat thought the snozberries tasted like snozberries.

Dad Level: Gold

I'll tell you my secret for 5000 RP

Oh f*ck put it

Everyone has pics looking better and losing weight, so I thought I would share this with you guys. I didn’t lose weight but I had Lasik Eye Surgery.

I'm bored, have some OC

Hot Shingles

This gas station pump got jokes...

Turn me on yourself...

The Winter Olympics In A Nutshell !

Truly, a political genius

Dog or hedgehog?

OC week is over lets just steal again

Justice !

Just say 'Yes' to saying 'No' to saying 'Yes' to drugs

>RIP Blackspirit

3 dimensional puns are underrated

Sneaky sneaky

Every Headline On The Internet In A Nutshell

ethical

Not sure that's how Australian English works

Quick lesson in geography

pink not stink

Episode 01

goddamn hackers

Hah!

Adorable before & after pics of kitten growing up too fast

I'll bet he's the butt of everyone's jokes.

New Mexico be running their State Capitol outta some guy's ***in house

all these weird genders nowadays

no u

Those Canadians are always doing suspicious things...

nice ad

how could i forget

Be careful at Kohl's

Sounds about right

Sometimes mental support is all you need

Oh no pls

Just another friendly traffic stop

When your child is the spawn of Satan

Message in a bottle

This is what sausage party has inspired

First bath for Bentley

Literally everywhere on I-45 and Galveston

"Hey Bill, what are you up to this weekend?"

Haha, ha... oh.

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art.

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Security device

Google keyboard helps a lot.....

Armed school staff

Inappropriate dump pt. 3

They should release the green suit cut. I'd watch it.

He beat me till I lost my soul

haha yes

I know I've taken it too far

When you walk into the teachers lounge without knocking

Prime-nesia

Twitch chat does it again

JESUS VS GANESHA

Startup idea

Accidentally boiled a cracked egg.

90s kids will remember this

Credit: Jerry Trainor

Not just today, what happened in 7th grade too.

So over school

So, I’m proofing my 8 year old’s Homework when I stumble upon this gem...

In Ontario equal rights are serious business

Gordon is burnt!

Every student before finals

hue

just in case

“I just don’t understand why you can’t work any faster”

The Jeep Wrangler “Stormtrooper” edition has to be the safest car on the market. You’re guaranteed not to hit anything.

What do you call your pet?

is this..

I live my life by this quote.

This made me laugh.. but mostly feel disappointed :/

me irl

You sold me

Opened up a locker after water polo and almost shit myself

[Oc] No u!

Anyone have the link to this article? It’s for research purposes.

Lemon???

Poor ad placement.

Oh so that’s why they drive like that.

No wonder they have a lot of old roman roads in Belgium

Maximum effort given when naming places on this island in Kiribati

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Yogi the bear?

Go see a psychiatrist, they said. She’ll help with your self esteem, they said.

Every cold morning

HUUUuuuuuuuuHELP

Thank you unsung hero for paying it forward

Is this the future world leader

Finally there's a single note showing my wealth.

ur mom