My girlfriend likes to cut my sandwiches into weird shapes just to watch me suffer.

you had it coming

set this guy up to get my wife this morning......it worked great but my ears are still ringing

"Locals believed they were feeling an earthquake"

Gotta make it relatable

What if it's not a FBI guy, but a CIA guy?

Inspired by all of the incredible weight loss photos, here's how I lost 160lb in just one day.

Kanye Don’t Look Away

It fits because teaching is bang bang bang

Wtf kelly

Autism is overloading.

The rig would be enough tbh

But where will they find blue leaves for the crying emoji?

The equivalent of my life is worthless to me too.

Always time for a lesson from batman

yamateh

Anon is at the park

Lif sux

my cat looks possessed 100% of the time

Everyone needs a little support sometimes

There'll be peace when you are done~!

That one grumpy friend.

Clever advice though

spark

Pranked

What can't Keanu do?!

the blackout train has no brakes

Bringing the world together.

heh

He is getting married so he made this with his best friend and future wife.

Neon Geneshrek Evangelion

Cereal is soup

Oh shiet

The meme that keeps on giving

Middle Aged Harry Potter Books

Urban Disney Princess

The lower case A Team

My phone tried to stop me.

When stress is life

I got exposed

It's time for A2

A little too much cream for my taste

Who had one of these badboys as a kid?

Just when I thought I was getting more active..

Don't fk with the midle east boiz, u know who I'm talkin bout b0ss.

Heh

My friend Maggie pitching her movie, moments before becoming a billionaire.

Education Level 1000000

poof

seems to be more true than ever

The life you save could be your own

no ur

Don't hurt cato

On this rock I will build my Church

Missed my major by a mile...

doubt

My new Nintendo Switch

De-Extinction

*** flowers. I am a man!

Exodia Caffeinate!

Perhaps, maybe an apple next time?

Inspector Gadget Seen In Public Again

every buzzfeed post

Better prep my hotel room

"Nobody understands our love!"

My brother returned from South Korea today, after being there for over a year in the military. This was my welcome home sign to him.

low effort OC

This cat chewed an armrest for herself in a box

Honestly, I’m sick of it. Everyone on this sub is the same

no me

The Lost Boys, Then vs Now.

Press 'F' to pay respect...

Yo thats awesome

haters will say it’s photoshopped

Save us Florida man

Atleast Fred Flintstone made it in to work this morning

This is so metal...

When she asks you to open the jar of pickles

Medieval Michael Scott

This was on a bathroom stall. Can’t stop laughing.

My agent told me it’s a one bedroom with attached bathroom

An old italian gentleman ...

hue

oh noe

Lord: nope

London today

Ugly people have talent too

Dog 1, Vet 0

Best selfie.....

thats how i eat

That's so smart

how you think vs how it is

impressive skill, Spider-Man

Alien Art *This has been sitting in a folder since 2014.

Choo, choo!

This is my friends cat, it's way cooler than I'll ever be and I've accepted that.

Hell yeah

Windows at its finest

My son when we play hide and seek.. at least I won't have to pay for college!

Who is your daddy? And what does he do?