Don't do it. He has the Highground and plot armour

Ishmael’s heading to the slopes...

Reason To Wear A Seat Belt

I had to double take

Dick from 3rd rock is cool af.

TIL what germans do while waiting for buses that are running late due to snow.

Bob the ***ing savage

This was tapped above the urinal at my local music store.

"I forgot how to dog"

Accidentally brought a Mac to Microsoft HQ today

Little Diddy....with Jack and Diane.

Oh no! Not Tom Hanks!

When noo autocorrects to moo

spoons

'Technically correct' is the best kind of correct.

He saw it coming

Well that’s racist, Youtube

**Beware** If you see this vehicle, stay away!

Would give this movie a watch

Love the IT Crowd

Police take on a Harry Potter "Dementor" in a local park and report about it on Facebook.

Only Once

Office Antics

I missed you more...

The joys of owning a cat.

Born Female

The greatest lifehack ever.

When your wife forgets that A) she never closed her porn and B) that bluetooth is a thing.

get bent

Ye fekin wanker

Give Gandalf a second

Mischief at the tshirt factory

At this point, I don't know if memes are inspired from events or the other way around though.

Chic-chicky-boom

math is sin

Devious move

New gaming cheat ?!

My girlfriend likes to cut my sandwiches into weird shapes just to watch me suffer.

you had it coming

set this guy up to get my wife this morning......it worked great but my ears are still ringing

"Locals believed they were feeling an earthquake"

Gotta make it relatable

What if it's not a FBI guy, but a CIA guy?

Inspired by all of the incredible weight loss photos, here's how I lost 160lb in just one day.

Kanye Don’t Look Away

It fits because teaching is bang bang bang

Wtf kelly

Autism is overloading.

The rig would be enough tbh

But where will they find blue leaves for the crying emoji?

The equivalent of my life is worthless to me too.

Always time for a lesson from batman

yamateh

Anon is at the park

Lif sux

my cat looks possessed 100% of the time

Everyone needs a little support sometimes

There'll be peace when you are done~!

That one grumpy friend.

Clever advice though

spark

Pranked

What can't Keanu do?!

the blackout train has no brakes

Bringing the world together.

heh

He is getting married so he made this with his best friend and future wife.

Neon Geneshrek Evangelion

Cereal is soup

Oh shiet

The meme that keeps on giving

Middle Aged Harry Potter Books

Urban Disney Princess

The lower case A Team

My phone tried to stop me.

When stress is life

I got exposed

It's time for A2

A little too much cream for my taste

Who had one of these badboys as a kid?

Just when I thought I was getting more active..

Don't fk with the midle east boiz, u know who I'm talkin bout b0ss.

Heh

My friend Maggie pitching her movie, moments before becoming a billionaire.

Education Level 1000000

poof

seems to be more true than ever

The life you save could be your own

no ur

Don't hurt cato

On this rock I will build my Church

Missed my major by a mile...

doubt

My new Nintendo Switch

De-Extinction

*** flowers. I am a man!

Exodia Caffeinate!

Perhaps, maybe an apple next time?

Inspector Gadget Seen In Public Again

every buzzfeed post