I can't believe nobody showed up to class today

Sorry for not being wholesome

Gorilla Glue - thought it was funny the label started peeling off.

A coworker of mine slipped at work. Someone decided to post his face on the wet floor sign.

My dog welcoming me home from work. Best smile ever.

Straight to the point with their packaging.

When I was 12, I was attacked by a howler monkey in Costa Rica. My dad runs a tour and travel company down there, and I found this postcard on his rack...

A friend sent this to me earlier today. I laughed way too hard at it

My father is on vacation in Scotland

Snowday beast from the east!

The nurse, during my annual wellness check, suggested at my age I should have a bar in the shower. So I took her advice.

Seen at Emerald City Comicon

> Jesus is back.

Indian Trains in the Future

With these upgrades you never stood a chance.

I do not blame this man for his actions

A scientific approach.

Was treating myself to a scotch and logging it in my fitness pal...

Yeah, I'll take a refund please Jim.

When you just can't help yourself

Show some ***ing respect

Apple Tech Support

Even Mother Nature Hates Comcast

This slight won’t be forgotten. And Lannisters always pay their debts.

This penis in Czechia has been fondled a lot

Bad Acting

My wife dared me to go out in the snow in nothing but my boots....

Way to go, Carl

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified...

They must be having a hell of a time in the embassy

<Throws coffee mug>

It was at that moment Dave realized that teaching his dog to catch frankfurters was a bad idea...

What I'm reminded of when asking someone's gender these days

Customer asked me if I wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy

You and I both?

Bioncicless

I discovered I can write messages in my girlfriends new blanket.

Advice for beginner yogaists

Elaborate bank heist

A 6th grader in my wife's class drew this comic - Lord help me

I wonder if she's worried about a yeast infection. . .

freakin' roommates

OOF

Planking: Level 9000

Your eyes play tricks on you

Let's come together.

Darkness Intensifies

Haha, such weird photos...

I’ve got a german shepherd!

No joke. This is how they sleep. Bert & Ernie.

>2018

New tow truck in town

Damn Ed has been lifting

Satanic Please

Found this gem in my local school art gallery

Take Pity

both

Not even T-Mobile knows what she does for a living.

the legend remains

Fun for the whole family.

;-;

The world is a cat playing with Australia.

@windows2OOx

My social skills

Marine of the month

Best school project ever.

its not mine

Ben SWOLO and Rey

Don't do it. He has the Highground and plot armour

Ishmael’s heading to the slopes...

Reason To Wear A Seat Belt

I had to double take

Dick from 3rd rock is cool af.

TIL what germans do while waiting for buses that are running late due to snow.

Bob the ***ing savage

This was tapped above the urinal at my local music store.

"I forgot how to dog"

Accidentally brought a Mac to Microsoft HQ today

Little Diddy....with Jack and Diane.

Oh no! Not Tom Hanks!

When noo autocorrects to moo

spoons

'Technically correct' is the best kind of correct.

He saw it coming

Well that’s racist, Youtube

**Beware** If you see this vehicle, stay away!

Would give this movie a watch

Love the IT Crowd

Police take on a Harry Potter "Dementor" in a local park and report about it on Facebook.

Only Once

Office Antics

I missed you more...

The joys of owning a cat.

Born Female

The greatest lifehack ever.

When your wife forgets that A) she never closed her porn and B) that bluetooth is a thing.

get bent

Ye fekin wanker

Give Gandalf a second

Mischief at the tshirt factory