Breastie Nestie

I was browsing Amazon for a new chair and I found this comment

You're a bad man!

My name is Isabelle. Went to the same Wendy’s twice and had the same cashier.

My 12 year old replaced the toilet paper today. I don't know how to tell him he's not my son anymore.

My friend's Rubber bracelet after wiping the 'N' from No.

Trying to tell a joke in 2018...

*Record scratch*

Lol.... Rate my girlfriend 1-10?

Why does it feel like this dog is interviewing me ?

My mom said that a monkey was sitting outside her window and kept licking it. I found it hard to believe. She then sent me this gem.

sliding into you DMs like

Sanadabe!

Self Made

Why, just why.

Wholesome 10/10

Last straw

This church sign in my hometown gets it.

Flat earthers hate them.

The guy math warned us about

Psycho Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est

Nice TV you're watching there

*dabs*

All this talk about banning straws when the eco friendly substitution has been there all along.

I think this puzzle is finished.

KACHOW

Poképosting

Helpdesk Support!

“Dad, this is the guy that said I looked funny”

Someone made a Neymar alphabet

TIL what a cyber-thief looks like

My job here is done

This sign trying to stop people from littering

ladder

When a police officer uses Waze

Im pretty sure every coffee shop has one of those customers.

Why can't they draw like cartoons from the 90s again? I mean, look at the detail on that armour

Soo my bf and I convinced his baby cousin and friend home from college to do Edward 40hands . Poor kids havent heard of it . They seem so full of hope .

Never go commando....

Diagnosis is up

Oops, didn't do it

Neymar would be disappointed

Deep thought

Patience young boi

He's gay so it's okay

Must have been so embarrassing...

I choose @Downudder

When you can’t do anything right

#Justmillionairegeniusythings

Now bro outta a job

ca$h only

Follow your dreams, as long as they're monetizable

This made sitting in traffic a little more bearable

Just tell us if ya want it

To make the Grinch happy I would...

So Indian Police had a guy dress up as God of Death to chase people not wearing helmets

Very wise man

No burn ointment for you then

Wait'll until she goes outside and sees the potatoes and carrots fighting in her garden with the tomatoes placing bets.

I’m too boring

I’m beginning to worry my cat and I might be too close

New Black Mirror season looks liiit

The actual footage of me trying to flirt

Getting bamboozled by kid

Mathematics?

Just like your mother... jesus shall REJECT YOU!!!

Sweet tea is life.

Oh the hairmanity!

Jesus Netflix

Finally a story about good parenting

I emailed Cards Against Humanity and told them I was a gay scientist and now they’re sending me the pride pack and the science pack for free

Touhou posting

Oh Canada.

Monks with “nirvana” merchandise

Use a comma. Command the undead.

War on straws.

I think that many people can relate to this

Introduced to the horrifying world of world of photoshopping animals with sideways-facing eyes to front-facing.

This dog fell out from space I guess

He deserves to know why, god dammit.

Face swapped with my 2 year old. Just because we can do a thing doesn't mean we should :P

Lara Croft Cosplay, Nailed it.

Hope

coming soon to a theater near you...

Local church keeping it real

It’s getting harder to Fast and Furious with current gas prices

Fun't fact #71

Topps needs to make these cards a reality, like now!

I've had a few drinks so may find this funnier than I should... but when I was younger I used to like pulling the heads off of my sister's Barbie dolls and drawing a face on the stump underneath

haha yes

Meet Bobby the cloud

The secret to long life

Made this guy his very own parking space.

This is the last time I defuse a bomb for you...

He was mad af

Not a bright idea

Injured?

He deserves to know

When they ask you this

A good ole back rub from mr. Sun