Damn...

Mom? No b*tch, it's Morgan f*cking freeman

Futurama is being cancelled

Unwind for a while

What I feel when I read a book

67 years, how great, now maybe he can see how deep his sofa is.

When the alarm clock goes off

Wat.

Even Thor has those days when nothing works

How to catch a nap

Nope, nope nooopeee noooopeeee D':

Don't look here.

Die B*tch

We need more hands!

Nailed It!

How embarrassing...

I'm going in

They believed ME

Just walking by when..

A special parking place for them !

Quite Interesting QI

Gravity

Size of Obama's package?

When people see a repost..

Anger Management? You're managing okay to me!

Shocking news everyone!!!

Is that even possible?

Why ?

He forgot how to cat

Speaking italian is a piece of cake.

They should run into each other at full speed and see if they become one

Good idea

Girls and her periods

Still a better Canadian pop star than Justin Bieber..

Did you see a bee? I'm looking for a BEE!

The Rocketman

Hitler rage

More big cats in boxes

And...shotdown!

What a little boss

North Kowea you so funny

Something you didn't need to know but now do

Some call it 'love'

I call dibs on the first T-Rex!

WTF horse

Give the guy a break!

Granted. You can make him your b*tch!

Awesome Taco Bell

I laughed too hard for the baby legs haha...

Yes Master

Help!

Drinking your first absinthe

Turkey in turkish....

Rated Arrrr

Getting real tired of your sh*t, Roman.

She speaks the truth! I would be honored!

So pro

I'll just be a stripper...

And I'm trying to ignore you!

-9999999 courage

Found this on my Facebook feed

LoL player will know...

Irony

Like i give a f*ck lvl: Poland

That's my secret, cap'

Consuela no es here

I'm sure it's just a coincidence

Something like that...

I don't even

First time on the Internet

Wookie sack of sh*t...

Pretty accurate

That dawg got some skillz

Thanks Obama....

I love dark humor

Dad 1 - Son 0

Superman just being... super

What did you expect?

Obamacore

Zing!!

Me on facebook

Om nom nom

This is Golden!

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

Oh Sasha!

Anne Frank

My little brother and sister not having childhood. They're seeing sh*t on TV, literally.

A mans handsomeness

Ultra GAAAAY

Never forget your roots

Arriving at your best friend's house... basically a second home.

I really like girls with sense of humors

Never ever do it..

Everytime on airplane

When having sex tonight..

This applies to everyone

Legit...

How it feels to pee with a boner

Simply Genius!

Seems legit