Someone please execute this plan. I never knew I wanted this until now.

Don't get caught

Do it yourself necromancy

But Tumblr never disappoints

Hurtin' dog

brainwashing..

Dogs can have a day off.

Frog and scorpion

Emma Stone is by far the best sister ever.

We all feel the same way...

Oh Kanye

The seasons in Canada.

brazil

Still a better love story than twilight...

Xbox vs PS fans

oh....hi...

mesmerizing.

We still looking

Twitter pls.

Interesting title will attract more votes.

customer friendly frustrated cashier

Live your dream

Maybe because i hate all the cute animals on the front page

Yeah... not fat. Short.

It's so true

Grammar!!!!

dammit jimmy you could have saved them all

Raccoons are natural mechanics.

We have to avenge this sh*t

Craigslist troll

So yeah... I found this

Online games and real life always give you the most retarded teammates

I have a Dream.....

Seems legit.

yes

That awkward moment

You piece of sh*t

Panda at the disco

Introducing the new iBag.

Natural selection.

Where has the time gone

You know it's true..

so deeeep

Plot twist

First World Men Problems

that had to hurt

Just found Officer Booty...

The best scene ever!

tl;dr

fathurr

Update on XBOX ONE

Amen!

I'm confused.

Just wheeere?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A deal is a deal

Adam trolling

caaarlllllllllllllllll

And a group of Crows is murder

nananana birdplaneman

Is that wrong?

I think of Siri as HAL sometimes

Obama in Berlin

I will do it.

He has rehearsed it too much to let that happen.

her clothes used to be white

Fun plans for the weekend

There's never a bad time to whip out a guitar solo

Just Brad Pitt

That moment when you realize that you are Edmund.

What if..

After long relationship with black guy

Normal GF

Of course not ;)

This is really fu... ohhh shhh** shhh** !

Ultimate Armor

My relationship with my siblings.

Nice one Jake

This can ruin your date...

Take this, Gordon!

All lies

Pong with cars

Oh noo.

Apologies

Where Yahoo is lacking in journalism, they make up for it in user comments

best pick up lines...

True...

Dat comeback

They should remake pokemons with them looking like this

Whenever your opinion on the internet is different than what everyone agrees on

Ice King is such a hard worker

if only..

What are the odds...

Suddenly..

When people tell you "Don't press that button!".

The Truth

Dream destroyed

hahaha still winning

i live next to an elementary school

As a German, I have to say this disturbs me.