Don't make me spray the black off you

Still get told how 'bad' i used to be.....

After seeing this post I thought it was a joke page.... It isn't... HAHAHA

Better story than Twilight

Happy Independence day 'Murica

So that's why I don't have friends.

Sudden Clarity Clarence - After I received my first paycheck

***es taking pictures in the toilet be like

Meanwhile, at the "restore the fourth" protest in Atlanta....

Time for some goddamn FREEDOM!

very special day

True story

South Park's accurate depiction of broadcast journalism.

Did you know raindeers like bananas?

That's old!

Hide yo kids hide yo sigarets

Me in the club

*** yeah i am

I bet he tinkers with her Belle.

Good guy Jimmy

I tittered

I love this man.

Let me just pass this truck

Select, shift + drag you say?

Some things never change

you should know better if you are in a wheelchair

Well played

Now THAT's a good use for it

is this a fact or question?

Or when I reach the Front page!

Women nowadays

It's all in the context...

Damn you console war!!

when someone posts a sad picture or story

Don't like my posts... Well...

God, so derpy

Oh, I thought it was about something else. Thank you science!

You can be cool...

Note to Self: Cats Do Not Like Water

what the hell jerry

Boston. never forget Boston.

they will waffel the shit out of you

Pussy gets raped by tentacle monster.

One of the teachers was absent for photo day: they improvised

I'm Gon' Gitcha!

no creativity in tumblr

when i played tekken for the first time

What you get when you ask for likes

RickRolling in a whole new level!

the NSA will not know how to react

as a man: pretty much yep

The Mother of All Sand Castles

Pikachu GTFO!!

my favourite gif on the interwebz

You can't kill the dream

Great Game

no other explanation

That was unexpected.

only rocks

Cos he is a badass

Cookbooks

very punny

Happy face title

Proof that The Simpsons knew it first!

Looks like their plans......Have been FOILED.

You've upset tits *SFW*

wind

Tough one.

Looks like it's not confirmed after all.

Annoys me so much

When someone asks if I want a bite of their food

Like there is such thing

That would be the greatest Christmas present for...anyone

the post above me

i think i am a bad person

Just girly things...

close enough

know your coffee

I swear this is like 85% of boys on the internet

More likes than there are brain cells.

i need this film...everything seems so legit!

come on fight me in rl bro!

a difficult life issues

What is wrong with me? :'(

And now, let the butthurtness flow through the comment section

Smooth, Batman

Bill Gates' secret

Christian Dating. *insert eyeroll*

Strike me down, and I will be much more powerful.... or something like that, huh?

Too much skill.

You better not move your hand.

more tender in a dark alleyway

Probably one of the most WTF catch phrases I've heard in a video game (Borderlands 2)

Awesome design.

I can't hear the audio either because of the sobbing

Black Magic

justgirlythings

Yes , that's me.

That's Wasist

As someone who looks up music on YouTube while walking around.