The bill from my chinese dinner after I mention my seafood allergy

How I fail at life

Do I get a promotion now?

:O

Baby caught me sleeping.

You'd be scared too if you knew how ***roaches got their name

Grammar Nazi on breaking up with girlfriend.

Wait for it

Just Manly Things

Because you are awesome.

Everytime I try to talk with people..

So deep

was it REALLY that bad?

Colbert on U.S. relations with the rest of the world

{FIXED} The carpool will arive in 1 hour

and apply each others' makeup

I'm just gonna stand here and smile

NOOOOOOOoooooooooo...........

Orale!!

Scumbag Stan Lee

C.S.I logic ...

Come on Gary, we practised this

An American in London.

If I ignore her, she'll go away

If OP is murdered.

PC Master Race

Damn son

Never miss a chance

Aw yiss...

Braces aren't the only thing that is going to come off

I really like her personalitities.

My kids will suffer the mighty scream of the retarded parent

Walking around the mall...come across this

Best tires ever.

Ohh Mr. Putin come out and play.

My dick after a cold shower.

It makes sense. (Sorry for overuse of meme and/or bad english)

Hold my beer

Oh no! We lost the ball!

Sweet karma

And we lived happily ever after

Immediate reaction as somebody insults your favorite band.

Easily measured expectation for me

Smooth

*** you, I'm going UP

just a remote

When someone is flirting with my gf

I call this little fellah sasha

Wow. such pumpkin, many scare

horoscope gets serious

Stephen Colbert starts some shit.

Crosswalk heros

Me as a dad

Great halloween costume

She was nowhere near his mouth

And spends millions on a giant hat

Stinky cheese

Football is a dangerous sport

When the bass drops

*** this shit, I'm out!

How can you not know this

This is where they go

Karma, sweet karma

English is interesting

Dark humor is a good humor.

To all the Harry Potter adult readers

beards can do it too

The Loser gets sacrificed

scientific sex

LOL True AMAZING

Oh Granny..

Here kittie kittie kittie

Bad Luck Brian

and thats why we love James Deen

Take cover! Not that cover!

the good old days

I Should Try This To Get A Longer Nose...

I give it a 9.5

William Tell behind the scenes

Does anyone actually buy these, or do they just appear when a baby is born?

Couldn't resist it

Been there, done that

Frankenstein.

Here's a gif of paint drying.

Jesse, we need to cook a lasagna.

It's ok, I didn't like my childhood anyway

Don’t drink and derive.

suit for halloween

A translation

goodtoknow

My favorite Theory.

hungary and wales

The greatest Halloween costume

Apply ice cold water to the stripped area

Surviving High School

Deadpool and Spiderman

I'm not saying they won't do this

Screw you Newton

Shit just got serious

It was hammer time