thats why guys have shorter lifespan

Wrong place, wrong time

not sure what i expected

Dat problem

'Murica! Link in the comments

Interesting fact

I'm not drunk you stupid cop

Daaaymnnnnn

Meanwhile in Canada.

so close

You can taste salt if you pretend to shake it into your mouth

Imagine all the possibilities! *evil laughter*

My reaction when I read it

Talk on animal rights and self awareness

Take this bike as a sacrifice, lord of the city

Yup still him

Dark humor is the best kind

teenage pregnancy reduced to 1%

Honey, have you seen our dog?

Dreams come true.

This kid is going places... JAIL

Spare me, snow!

Frank and Ernest Mother***er!

The ultimate bad-ass.

ladies and gentleman: mr. idontgivea***

it's fun to stay at the...

What spending?

"Cut the ***ing act like you're happy, I'm ***ing back again."

Batman doesn't know science

Yeah, why not?

If you get Damage from a campfire , you play the right game

Ghost shouldn't mess with nigros

i guess, he didnt saw that cumming.

Signing up for the Mars expedition. Bye all.

Truck drivers don't give two shits about those around them.

every single week

all that climbing for this??

Owned,

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since you guys love /b/ and tumblr so much

*lick* *psshh*

He's definetly straight

same shit

Shiiiet, mine even did the dishes

Calm your tits.

Cool Parent Alert

Cat Apocalypse

Local news station just posted this on their Facebook page

and that's how i lost my kid

Damn racist "teechers"....

When I try to compliment girls.

Made my day...

Busted!

Officer, i swear to god!

Well, not "that"...

He did the rumpus pumpus thing

True knowledge

Just girly stuff :3

Does anyone remember?

You're godvalve right!

That could work...

This should happen everywhere

Rey misterio is that you?

Daauum, your ass is like a fith degree polynomail curve.

To infinity and...aaaahhh shit nevermind

fk u teemo

I have no self control.

more tumblr gold

This legend is a comedy

fascinating

Malfunctioning Seatbelt

D*ck move

Goddamn potatoes....

4chan

So freedom

Them legs II.

I bet it is hard...

When my identical twin calls me ugly

Well said, well said

Well played anon

Raising children, accurately described

Still better than George Clooney and the bat nipples

i swear to god ima put these niggas away fo life

Something I might try

Easily the most juvenile thing I've submitted.

me in life

just girly things

Too vront peezj pliez!

Best pick-up line ever!

Assassins Creed Black Fag

Bad luck Linda.

parenting done right

I bet its useful

I love dinesawrs!

oh come on man

Sorry I was hungry.

When you and your friend say the same witty reply to someone else simultaneously

This is kinda genius..

Freedom never looked so sharp

So that's what that sign means