then we could all be great philosophers like jaden

So romantic

Russia!

CHOOOOO CHOOOOO ANUS TRAIN!

too soon?

grandmas remote

me in church, after my parents forced me to go with, cause christmas and sht

VAGINA? VAGIIINAA? sigh...

Wind: How does it work, Kanye?

slow down there, satan

problem solved

them daniels!

A friend just finished printing his research manuscript. He acknowledged us so well.

Every Death in Game of Thrones.

For all you chemists out there.

Just dont note this anymore

Goggles are for fashion just like chainsaws

those realistic tattoos... they are so real that are kind of scary

Well then.

much swear, such done

Quick Robin, to the Fapmobile

A real life Pokémon

Im so dqulaer right now

Plot Twist.

413 biscuits.

proceed to procrastinate

This should be in olympics.

Deck the balls with armored elbows, fa la la la laaa la la la laaa

Ohh well shit Tyrone.

if Walter told chem jokes

Most trees are blue.

Spiderchef? Now that's closer..

Sadly this is how I spend my free time

Smooth!

This could be the beginning of the end.

I also feel him

We have a winner here

Distract him!

Smoked fish, now with extra nicotine

Simple Science Really

Gordon Ramsey is my hero.

#Roofbreakup.

Somebody needs water for that burn.

not your parents

Why not Adolf?

Never forget.

"carl you're a freaking retard"

that must of SUCKED

What happens when guys get bored on the beach

Million dollar Dino baby?

And nobody noticed anything...

Tumblr is such a p(h)unny place

Kratos does ballet!

Healthier than a McBurger though.

He evolved into what he desires most

Yeah, the dinosaurs were obviously domesticated

instant karma

playing a horror game with weapons

Well... no

How Asian grades work

What goes through my mind when talking to my crush.

OHH THE IRONY

Goddamit Apple....

Costco is winning

Not sureif awesome or inappropriate....meh, definitely awesome

Not going to P.E.

some tattoos are so realistic

Girl logic works out for the best sometimes.

Going back to his roots

No flowers no problem.

Life=Changed.

Guess who gave to charity today.

More philosophical than Jadan Smith.

Hes got a point.

Some women are never satisfied. Inb4 'puppies'

Breaking news: World dumbest person learns to tweet.

The chosen weiner

Emergency-pizza bag

Works a lot better.

Dicaprio and his first major role.

His name is Joe.

classic

Shots fired.

justice or revenge? who cares!

Just continue like nothing happened

well damn

Illegal downloading at a new high.

your dads haircut

hold my beer... unzip

best ad' ever!

animal cops > rest of the world

Bye!

Parenting at it's finest.

'Murica

what.. i don't even..

Drivers and pedestrians hate each other but everyone hates the cyclist

Harry pass me the winch

dancing bear

Problems?

There's definitely a learning curve