and i'll have a virgin Cuba Libre please

That's English for you, we're all screwed.

What an Idiot.

Is that what being Bi-sexual is like?

so much grumpy

Text Wars.

everyone hates rubix cubes

I can never get it right!

i thought he was aryan?

Maybe facebook's top hoe?

Everything makes sense now

Every. ***ing. Year.

He has a point.

guess which one is mine

plot twist

enjoy this picture of Phineas looking forward

The positive aspects of living with your grandma

and it was awful

Probably...

How Aliens must see us

Admiral Ackbar approved this!

Maximum Daddage

I wonder, how girls feel about this...

from behind it can be assumed i am female

me fighting against my little brother

Nope

Captain America IRL

the perfectly looped gif

Still not enough cage

That's how I see it.

How i see them

I don't see one either

What if it's today 48 years from now.

Wat you looking at? uh?

Precise aim.

Murica did it before it was cool

I searched Snapetastic on Google. Tumblr gave me this.

she had it coming

Just a friendly reminder

New pokemon??? let me just grab my pokeballs

It's not a lie.

Arrogance is a ***.

So much win

Remember that optional airship boss from Final Fantasy VI?

that's interesting training

the voices in my head tell really good jokes

Remember Call Me Maybe chatroulette form Steve Kardynal? This is his new one from Wrecking Ball!

So if you press your ***s on one another it's actually just a tube from mouth to mouth?

Such *** Off

Getting married young.

Can't stop watching this

If only he could apply that genius to something worthwhile

Yep, just tumblr.

This is love

whenever i see someone asking to borrow my pen.

Tumblr teaching folks how to spell necessary

Photo comments are great, but their is nothing funnier than good 'ol hugelol comments.

My biggest fear.

Brutally murdered..

Now he's the king of the jungle

and on that day, footballers received a grim reminder, they lived in fears of goalkeepers

At least they will have a burn heal ready

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Not even once

Some people never learn...

Good thing it's just a donkey, I was worried my Harvester got caught

If you know what I mean.

When you're at a friends house and they're being yelled at

Teamwork

Not sure of what was trying to get accomplished here.

So worth the read

Wait, Thomas Jefferson is President?

Hitler often employed methods of not taking any shit

Troll Dad.

Yep, probably just stoned as ***.

Fantastic last words.

Can't argue with that...

God damn it Frank.

justalchemistthings

Embrace the rainbow.

Stupidity is high in that one.

Maybe she should just be a stripper.

We have a Winner.

Tumblr: Shooting Down Christian Bible Quotes 1 By 1

Being welcomed into the dad club.

Stupid Question

Quit being such a fartbag, Humpback Whale 85

Alpha

When I am told I eat to fast

Anon tells a wincest story

Ooh Tumblr...

Ping Powling

Loki, maid of Asgard.

The what??

yep, pretty much

on a plane when suddenly

You have a really furry penis.

Well

nope

Oh Tumblr