Apparently the Spanish version of signs have to have a moustache

I would love to poison her ivy

Baseball bats can be used as magic wards, too.

Is this the edge or did I go over it?

oh, you!

Science, baby

and thats how you do christmas

Skyrim physics.

So, what are your coo-alifications?

US Foreign Policy

Trust Oak to abuse the system

the little things in life

Ugly Christmas sweater selfie.

100% Accurate.

Wisdom comes from unexpected places i suppose

They deserve it!

Cat has my exact reaction.

A CHRISTMAS WISH COMES TRUE

Like a boss!

When the question "Too soon?" fits just right

<this

Someday chickens will be playing with human embryos underwater

*** this, I wanna be a helicopter.

Story of my life

Darth Maul with his cat.

Apply cold water to the burn

Embarrassing Childhood picture.

You will never be this smooth

The great skill and perfect execution of this trick shot is making me dribble

almost cried

hurricane Tyrone

It's past tents.

Advice to live by

i'd react the same way

''I swear it's not what it looks like!''

10/10 would watch

Ahh, siblings...

I had a Brother.

Sleeping Dyrus

can't beat that logic

Youtube at its finest.

Smack that azz

In the next 5 minutes if he brought the gun he got the unlimited ammo perk with a bulletproof beard

Oh...

What if...

After finding out the president is black, he went back into the hole in which he came from.

*Jaden intensifies*

pew pew pew

It's allergies, dammit!

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Tumblr is going to be the next Oceans movie

Next-Gen Essays

I... Wat

My reaction when my parents say I'm their favorite son when I'm their only son

How the years have changed me...

Poor guy but what a headline

Jokes aside, the guy is really talented.

Instant Karma

Wait, what?

When you realize the chick ... has a dick .

is it wrong to laugh

Now we know.

Fat Jesus died for our balls

-.-

Un-***ing-believable

The second comment reminded me that I'm reading a tumblr post

Batman goes Christmas shopping.

Determination.

Fred - ever so special.

and that's how he got 3 months in hospital

Youtube on Google+

I'd be a bit more panicked.

Emancipizzle Proclamizzle, yo.

I am wood elf imperial.

woohoo!

Too fabulous for you.

"How do I look" means "Tell me I'm pretty or you're dead''

The raccoon might have needed stitches though

Anne Frank and MLKJ

damn sucks to realize eh

a small heart-attack

Scary fact about 2014

Peanut orcatail book banana cape

that'll be X gold coins please

To Isengard!

The legend says that he still is dodging cars

Keeping the romance alive

Quality engineering

the shoes are so swagtastic

What it feels like to visit Hugelol when you're feeling down .

Use those wings and fly off this planet!

The hobbit interview

dark humor at its finest

You should be ashamed.

"Oh Jihad, you so silly"

My best try of asking somebody out...

You said yes, but your finger is screaming NOOOOO!

Pre-arranged marriages pre-pair people for the future !

3 cats....

What about the Reindeer? Did the elves eat them?