"hey mom, no hands!"

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

I'm sorry guys...

Godzilla attacked Tokyo Atheistzilla did not. Christians 1: Atheists 1

How dare that *** future cheat on me

Excuse me, Ma'am, this is a crime scene.

and you just stay there masturbating

and the other one was my crazy ex

Lsimhbiwfefmtalol

Bow chicka wow wow

naggers

this lil nigga will *** yo shit up

This whole case is just a hot curd

This game destroys friendships

i think you were drifting apart

Mind blasting!!*indian accent*

Some people...

mrw seeing the latest trend in HL

New Sonic final boss revealed

10/10 Parenting

Yo, what's up?

be kind and help others

What the fox says

She's not responding :/

Not Life Hacks

Didney Worl

manly as ***

Rapture: For the intelligent ones

nailed it

Sentence this yourself, rearrenge kill

she doooooooooo!

Get your porn knowledge straight

Batman

no parents you say? OMW!

Who put that there?

boats

i come from the anal destroyer street

burgerland

Girl why?

''It's a dangerous world out there for a toy'' - Stinky Pete the Prospector.

Deep Roy the Chocolate Boy

Can't believe they haven't figured it out yet...

Get on my lvl n00b

Serious Law School Interview

ladies?

Once upon a time, in a bar somewhere in Canada...

( . )( . )

get well plz

boom

How i imagine a police officer in 'Murica

Or for people trying to make their math instruments interesting

You better be laughing really hard, ***.

my uncles greatest achievement in life

Same thing with Coke and pepsi

Oh

Its like a special unit in Command and Conquer or some shit.

He Thought It Was Funny Until...

Natalia Poklonskaya, japan edition

wait… haven't i seen you somewhere before...

Mom stop! I don't have any acid

30 likes

Communication error

Obma pls

The only thing the Bible's good for

aaaw Yis, Finally

I would destroy the world

*Sirens in the distance*

Johnny Depp is a ditto

Fun Game.

Ohh, Natalia...

Heard you were talking shit about me

Opening the fridge and finding food in it....

anything is better than twilight

Golden Eye 64 had some of the most realistic things

Jew gotta be kidding me!

Justmedievalthings

Thanks Jesus

A comparison between Chilean men and american men

You can't know if you don't try

Keep up mother***er!

A simpler time

Cruise? Anyone?

Westboro baptist church

Damn these child safety locks

Woah

Reportedly, David forgot his line and said this

proud achievement

Deal with it

Prepare your anus Barry...

What is love?

Sure the "Taste".

Pregnancy in a nutshell

finally

Getting really tired of your shit James

*** please, I'm fabulous

A bit more convincing

Deffinition of Heaven

arnold's still the man

Oh wait

as a lawyer, i can confirm that i no longer exist now