A simpler time

Cruise? Anyone?

Westboro baptist church

Damn these child safety locks

Woah

Reportedly, David forgot his line and said this

proud achievement

Deal with it

Prepare your anus Barry...

What is love?

Sure the "Taste".

Pregnancy in a nutshell

finally

Getting really tired of your shit James

*** please, I'm fabulous

A bit more convincing

Deffinition of Heaven

arnold's still the man

Oh wait

as a lawyer, i can confirm that i no longer exist now

yea

I got the wierdest laugh right now

new bestseller

guys wake up!

just in time

thank me for the news

Your local forrest

It's cool Murica got this

It is certainly letter E

Tumblr in a nutshell

And then your neck.

Getting really tired of your shit, pole

Bill Gates when washing

The Last comment.

Highest Level of 'Nope' achieved.

Had enough of yo shit Ash.

That feel when you're a beta, and she's a General...

OMG!!! Give that kitty a kidney

I have a dream!

And a thermos for warm tea, of course.

What do you think?

A clue! But what does it mean...

no rope?

No wai iz teh wrng wai

Poeple arguing on the internet

when Bob Ross adds something to the painting

Whenever a feminist friends starts boring me i send her this

No Problem

Product placement or inability to take a screenshot because stupid? I wonder..

It just hit me.

still better than emmerich-zilla

Just give up already.

This is not Frozen,more like Burnt

Shut up

Goddammit autocorrect...

Good Girl

Crimea got a new general, I'll fight hard if I'm under her.

I don't even have a title for this

If Jesus lived today

Agreeing with the person talking, just so I can leave sooner.

That'll fix it ...

Words from Gandhi

mystery revealed

Business in the front, Drug deals in the back

How to win at life..

Why You Never Get Anything Done

Vladimir, feed your starving children!

E=MC square boobs

Options: parental control: disable blood

Hmm

'Choose Your Own Title'

A pony

but first let me take a selfie.

It's the shizznit

If you can't beat em - JOIN EM! Oh wait..

10/10 would date

gandalfs another job

he can't even

The Magician's Son

fun Fact: #3

doesn't matter plastic floats too

Who's in?

Deck can't handle us...

You are Kheelan me with this joke

420 legunn is coming for us all!

No bandshirt? No problem

The machine gun hurted

Challenge accepted.

Planking? Soooo yesterday *as I arch over a 3 meter dildo*

That time of the month.

didn't see that cumming.

"Oooohh"

"never skip neck day"

Where is your science now, atheist?

useless piece of shit?not now!

thanks obama

mexican toys are the best

Of course he is...

Would keep Sarah Palin fascinated...

OP's nightmare