That feel when you're a beta, and she's a General...

OMG!!! Give that kitty a kidney

I have a dream!

And a thermos for warm tea, of course.

What do you think?

A clue! But what does it mean...

no rope?

No wai iz teh wrng wai

Poeple arguing on the internet

when Bob Ross adds something to the painting

Whenever a feminist friends starts boring me i send her this

No Problem

Product placement or inability to take a screenshot because stupid? I wonder..

It just hit me.

still better than emmerich-zilla

Just give up already.

This is not Frozen,more like Burnt

Shut up

Goddammit autocorrect...

Good Girl

Crimea got a new general, I'll fight hard if I'm under her.

I don't even have a title for this

If Jesus lived today

Agreeing with the person talking, just so I can leave sooner.

That'll fix it ...

Words from Gandhi

mystery revealed

Business in the front, Drug deals in the back

How to win at life..

Why You Never Get Anything Done

Vladimir, feed your starving children!

E=MC square boobs

Options: parental control: disable blood

Hmm

'Choose Your Own Title'

A pony

but first let me take a selfie.

It's the shizznit

If you can't beat em - JOIN EM! Oh wait..

10/10 would date

gandalfs another job

he can't even

The Magician's Son

fun Fact: #3

doesn't matter plastic floats too

Who's in?

Deck can't handle us...

You are Kheelan me with this joke

420 legunn is coming for us all!

No bandshirt? No problem

The machine gun hurted

Challenge accepted.

Planking? Soooo yesterday *as I arch over a 3 meter dildo*

That time of the month.

didn't see that cumming.

"Oooohh"

"never skip neck day"

Where is your science now, atheist?

useless piece of shit?not now!

thanks obama

mexican toys are the best

Of course he is...

Would keep Sarah Palin fascinated...

OP's nightmare

*studio laughter*

Ohh Linda.

He will be the new meme for DAT ASS!

it could be a come from behind victory

true magic

That's why they call him Johnny Tightlips

But how can we see each other if we do not exist ?

Smart mother***er

Do it for the Pun

#JustNoseStuff

We all know that girl

Puffy cheeks, Smuged eyes, Mom's spaghetti.

Yeah Reese.

its Mister 305

no need to pay any hours for it

How to make new friends

Brakes failure

I'll take 20.

Gunna get CUT

Top Gear on the Mercedes G 63 AMG 6x6

"We are sad to report that the brutal repression of protests in Ukraine has claimed another life"

Attack on 'Murica

COULD YOU FVCKING NOT?!

Literally

Nyoom

Mr.Freeze anyone?

I have no idea what's going on there

Fitting?

We just don't care anymore

The future is bright

That backfired a little...

I'll try again tomorrow.

Finally

Interactive Vegan-hater Annihilation Nanobot

Moon moon being special again...

Fluffy Frank Faces Fury From Foal