just wait for the unsinkable to happen

How not to catch them all

clasic

that winds me up

beast mode active

10/10 would read again

Satan Would be proud

Jaime please.

Omg no wonder

You have 99 ploblems, you solve them all

false advertising

Unless it's a Nokia, then, it's Schrodinger's floor you should worry about

this guy has my dreamjob

Never underestimate the ingenuity of a college student trying to get something for free.

I'm so sorry for posting this, I really am, please do not be offended

like one of your french girls

Ohh Chicago.

God bless

ZippityZam

Instant awkwardness

House's one-liner game is strong as hell

Westeros's GoT Talent.

its mating season

he dies with the little dignity he has left

Didn't see that coming

Black History Month.

women in a nutshell

exactly

Every time you have to pick one of those queue tickets.

They're self Aware

Bronies scare me

He's Left 4 Dad

The century of 80's music was the best.

Erhagerhd.

10/10 would watch.

Legendary Show.

Thomas hates asians

She calls his dick "the pengiun", because that's how she walks afterwards

Every Pen ever.

shaking hands

Well I'ts not fair that I cant wear my tutu to work...

legend

so touching, i cried a little

Step 2: Kill yourself.

internet explorer finally serves a purpose!

Amen

"Birth giver"

Just some Simpson gold

subtle hint

I can't say I disagree

Everybody, calm the *** down! I got this shit!

!Is it the Queen of Hearts?" "No.." "Damnit!"

He's learning

Paper beats rock

JustAgeOfEmpiresThings

Ha, jokes on you, I don't even have a girlfriend

So I met this guy at a party....

Introducing the mayor of friendzoneville

sheiiiit

Don't be THAT healer

Damn you, god.

<3

#JustLannisterThings

but what about the lactose ?

Psst, I'll give ya a ride.

Oh right, that's why...

Get rekt Scrub

Seeing these posts reminded me of something

This little train is a hero

Everytime I get dressed to attend the local HL meeting

no cream with my dessert

Because the Americans killed the Feminazis

Where my Drizzles at?

I know we hate videos but just have a look, it only goes for 30s

Go Sanic

Thats what you get for taking the bible literally

friendly friend

Damn b*tch trying' to get me off my computer.

Success

Killer Clown 2

I think we could work something out. Sauce in comments

CoD nowadays

The S actually stands for sonofa***

Balls look like butts without the dick

Not quite funny.

Who does the internet give the upvote to?

To damn accurate

Nazi oath

10/10 would buy album

The Future is now

Ted Mosby: Batting Well Above His Average

damn.. i just finished.. oh well, just can't say no to free candy

If it fits, I murders

You're gonna use that mouth so hard

High parental expectations.

When she finds out you're 6 inches while soft.

Oh subway...

All hail da hypnobutt

I'm not racist but this one is funny

I've seen better on the internet