...and a duck-tor

inb4 only 90s kids will remember

real godzillas, real beauty

father of the year now and forever

Jack Swallow

all aboard

perks of losing weight

no wincest for you ***

my coworker, everyone

also known as the common broracuda

pretty much

Technology nowadays

Faster Ivan

missing the point

Babysitting the lil niglet : am i doing it right?

sueg

Karma's a ***

Taco bell is nothing compared to this

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

downvoting posts on the front page just for the f*ck of it

Just got pwnd

he's super cereal

Success of soviet engineering

Here's your coffee

seriously

When I see the *** watermark!

Pc master race

"What matters is in the inside" they said, "Nobody will judge you" they said

Spodermen Plz

When I create a post!

a little fatherly affection

Mother of the year

fun little prank

so beautiful

when two worlds collide

MRW im going on the fresh page, after i've spent four days watching all GoT episodes

Intensifying Intensifies

God Days in Africa

huehuehueheuheue

why the hell didn't he never take the eagles?!

Miki pls

How I feel about small children

Class turtle has finally evolved into Blastoise.

Game of owns

just wait for the unsinkable to happen

How not to catch them all

clasic

that winds me up

beast mode active

10/10 would read again

Satan Would be proud

Jaime please.

Omg no wonder

You have 99 ploblems, you solve them all

false advertising

Unless it's a Nokia, then, it's Schrodinger's floor you should worry about

this guy has my dreamjob

Never underestimate the ingenuity of a college student trying to get something for free.

I'm so sorry for posting this, I really am, please do not be offended

like one of your french girls

Ohh Chicago.

God bless

ZippityZam

Instant awkwardness

House's one-liner game is strong as hell

Westeros's GoT Talent.

its mating season

he dies with the little dignity he has left

Didn't see that coming

Black History Month.

women in a nutshell

exactly

Every time you have to pick one of those queue tickets.

They're self Aware

Bronies scare me

He's Left 4 Dad

The century of 80's music was the best.

Erhagerhd.

10/10 would watch.

Legendary Show.

Thomas hates asians

She calls his dick "the pengiun", because that's how she walks afterwards

Every Pen ever.

shaking hands

Well I'ts not fair that I cant wear my tutu to work...

legend

so touching, i cried a little

Step 2: Kill yourself.

internet explorer finally serves a purpose!

Amen

"Birth giver"

Just some Simpson gold

subtle hint

I can't say I disagree

Everybody, calm the *** down! I got this shit!

!Is it the Queen of Hearts?" "No.." "Damnit!"

He's learning

Paper beats rock

JustAgeOfEmpiresThings

Ha, jokes on you, I don't even have a girlfriend