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Backfire.
this makes a lot of cents, if you think about it
Should have done the Carlton.
Let's go to McDonalds
Get. Me. Off!
Begins world domination
Let's turn the Paige to another subject
"10/10" - IGN
When you ask your friends parents to let him go out
Canada...
Such beautiful, it made me cry (ಥ_ಥ)
at least i see what he did there
Never thought of it that way.
̿ ̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ I came here to f*ck b*tches
Abandon your kid just to tell this joke: worth it
Masculism hell yeah
how to destroy the heart of a child
DSP be like
Must've been a rough night
Just Roommates
Everytime
F her right in the P, Some sauce in the comments.
Poor tyrone,no kfc for chrismas
Fuk outta mah home!
Then i'll throw it at peter pan
only on the internet
"Rawwrr Rawwrrr"
He's obviously a monster
I think he's pissed off
<3
thats right mercy,they are all ***s.(maby a spoiler)
Sarcastic bear is sarcastic
Drink Drank Drunk
Comebacks that leave people speechless.
how i feel when im drunk and try to sit down
of course you are
10/10 would watch
***ing copyright
Them abs tho
what did they say?
Payday 2 confirmed for better than sex
Bringing non religious friends to church be like
Blackest f**king thing ever.
I tend not to get raped untill the third date
Think you know everything do ya?
Can't dodge the Rodge...
Burrnnn....
He Hates Sandcastles And Dirty Dishes
"I would even trade my gun to get out of here"
How to wake up your girlfriend
Where is your god now?
plot twist: her step dad ***s her.
Cards against Humanity is the best game.
And in the seventh day they partied
make a wish
Elliot hands were tired.
Just some stuff...
I Dream of Hitler
Hotdoge such murica
The Code of the Dad
School is like ...
Murica!
I'll better tie a rope around my sand, so I don't lose it
u jelly brah
That's why it´s the best friend of men (Talking about Putin)
Meanwhile, after all the annexations...
modern art
Graduates be like:
Am iI the only one turned on right now?
Starting to Swear.
People say real action takes place in the comments. And they're right
Bike stealing simulation
helping is nice
I need to see this Sequel.
When mommy allows me to play a little longer.
Trust me, i'm an engineer.
"You're going so ***ing slow, even the snails are catching up!!"
Gotta Get Them Gains
:O
Dre pls
Motorboat
This about sums up the logic of religion
Marco
GoPoor
Sulu doesn't give a shit.
Don't care bear
Been there before.
Loking at fridge the 4th time
#NeverforgettheRoofbreakup
Who are you and how did you get here?
touching story from anon
Poor Nathan
ಠ‿à²
20 internet points for you
Polo
always think about the bright side
"Yeah but she's not alive"
It's not a just a Horcrux, it's a mineral.
When someone asks me how to nod
Mormont, the lord and protector of the friendzone.