well maybe i'll give a solid dick with my kids

Gold diggers be like

#dafuqdidijustread?

You can't buy your way out of Luigi's wrath

There goes my dream of doing stand up

Double Standards!

All of them are trap cards

GoatSimulator.exe just crashed

Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Burn!

Is this Australia?

Soon.

Get rid of the earth. It can't rain if there is no earth

k

there's no time for a gf when you gotta be 1st

Thank god for childhood naivety...

You don't *** with Luigi. Ever

Swear to god that devil's contraption has eyes

Way to go Tyrone

Abort everything

Gee, thanks, Bing!

Ass Eater Has Great Coverage

'Stralia

They say that hope springs eternal

I AM THE NIGHT

America's next QWOP model

Looks like he enjoys eating dick..

So I completed Japan in my World Cup sticker album

#playa

this type of jokes are a bit stretched out tho'

just *** it

To /b/ or not to /b/ - that's the title

Deal with it

I support this

favorite pickupline

even for black people

'Murica

YOU THINK THIS IS A F*CKING GAME?!

thanks Obama !

how i got my gf

North Korea=Best Korea

Enjoy the little things.

I watch spongebob for the plot

Pussyslayer right here

best party ever

Nay I say

nothing more annoying than that

hmmm.

Avada Kedavra mother***er

May the council decide.

Little *** doesn't like Pizza

little time for feels

The MILF lord has spoken.

MRW someone downvotes a good post and I upvote it to cancel out their downvote.

Real Success; Android Edition

hmm

Happens everytime

YOU TITTLE SH!T

Now I'm A Free Pig, And There's Nothing That You Could Do About It! 'It's A ROMAN Law!

Nothing can go wrong! We have taken numerous security measures.

NO ONE

great leader kickin ass

Nobody is safe.

Thanks obama

Putin did it again!

MRW it is Summer.

mother***ing hipsters

Alert the Nobel academy

board games start attacking videogames

Are you ***ing kidding me?

Since when were there toilets in Aldi?

WHO PLACED THE ORDER!?

#Gonnastealmesomegold

YEEEEEEEHAAW! *pew* *pew* *pew*

Maria Kart

F*ck the police

Realizing there is a spider real close to your face..

Would have to be old as shit for your balls to be that low

Sperm inside a condom

BYE SUCKER!!!

[masterrace intensifies]

women in a graph

Jump on the deck and flop like a fish

Me with my friends, If I would have friends.

I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem!

how to lose your virginity

I was once in a situation where I needed one, but this is a whole new level

phrasing anyone?

Hey there....wait... NOPE

4...20?

all we want is to be respected, that's all

***obots *** out.

Meanwhile at ubisoft HQ

Just makes life so much better

friendzoned again

He didn't stick around.

True dat

"My husband died and I found out he had another family" Yes, the box (husband) is being questioned

Girls on Facebook when their parents don't give them what they want

edited*. Someone thinks he's creepy