''If you fall, I will be there to catch you.'' -the floor
The question 'Why is granny green?' probably has the same answer
Pornos be like...
Why does she ***ing throw the popcorn in her face
That's how I go muff diving..
Carl is the hero we need.
you in trouble son'
Dude Get out....
this guy really liked his bulbasaur..
japan can into disguise
Downvoting on Fresh like...
w ar annoymuz, w ar ligeon
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself
When my friends are wasted but I still feel like partying
I thought that this notebook have infinite amount of pages
well maybe i'll give a solid dick with my kids
Gold diggers be like
You can't buy your way out of Luigi's wrath
There goes my dream of doing stand up
All of them are trap cards
GoatSimulator.exe just crashed
Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
Is this Australia?
Get rid of the earth. It can't rain if there is no earth
there's no time for a gf when you gotta be 1st
Thank god for childhood naivety...
You don't *** with Luigi. Ever
Swear to god that devil's contraption has eyes
Way to go Tyrone
Gee, thanks, Bing!
Ass Eater Has Great Coverage
They say that hope springs eternal
I AM THE NIGHT
America's next QWOP model
Looks like he enjoys eating dick..
So I completed Japan in my World Cup sticker album
this type of jokes are a bit stretched out tho'
just *** it
To /b/ or not to /b/ - that's the title
Deal with it
I support this
even for black people
YOU THINK THIS IS A F*CKING GAME?!
thanks Obama !
how i got my gf
North Korea=Best Korea
Enjoy the little things.
I watch spongebob for the plot
Pussyslayer right here
best party ever
Nay I say
nothing more annoying than that
Avada Kedavra mother***er
May the council decide.
Little *** doesn't like Pizza
little time for feels
The MILF lord has spoken.
MRW someone downvotes a good post and I upvote it to cancel out their downvote.
Real Success; Android Edition
YOU TITTLE SH!T
Now I'm A Free Pig, And There's Nothing That You Could Do About It! 'It's A ROMAN Law!
Nothing can go wrong! We have taken numerous security measures.
great leader kickin ass
Nobody is safe.
Putin did it again!
MRW it is Summer.
Alert the Nobel academy
board games start attacking videogames
Are you ***ing kidding me?
Since when were there toilets in Aldi?
WHO PLACED THE ORDER!?
YEEEEEEEHAAW! *pew* *pew* *pew*
F*ck the police
Realizing there is a spider real close to your face..
Would have to be old as shit for your balls to be that low
Sperm inside a condom
women in a graph
Jump on the deck and flop like a fish
Me with my friends, If I would have friends.