I don't think thats how it works..

The f*ck you did - COME AT ME BRO

Absolutely none

Best Teacher Ever

Someone's About To Die

Bulba-stoned.

Who would have thought it?

So close...

I'll never fully understand women...

Good dog!

Ultimate Wingman.

Brb gonna park there

"Wait... there's ANOTHER turtle?!"

How's Heaven, Steve?

True...

Why was steam invented

I can have two!

Where the rainbow ends in Ireland

Nice kitty :)

The battle of the ages

That was hard...

P W N D together

And check the print heads

Leave 'Em Alone

Wow, he dint expect that lol

Tips for everyone!

That's a win

He is one of them

That's realistic

No we don't have slavery in Islam -_-'

Me no want to live on this planet anymore

It all makes perfect cents now!

Oppa Ban Ki-Moon Style.

Organ donor.

So it was aliens!

I wanna do this!

Every time

Everytime i have to read a loooonnng text...!

Best award speech ever!

Surprise Motherf**ker

An interesting conversation

Things to release at a wedding:cool vs. not cool bro

Snail

True sh*t?

Oh you

Overheard this conversation: "Deep Purple, huh? What kind of color is that?".

Headcap!

How did he do that?! :O

Raccoon feat Jean Michel Jarre

Cameraman, meet Mr. Bottom - Mr. Bottom, meet Cameraman.

Siri Drunk Text App

And he has big hands

Ctrl+c, ctrl+v

He's Finally Out

We all Do it!

Forgetting.....

Ohhh J.D

How 'Bout NO

Worth it

Don't Do That

Every time I see one of these minivans...

Seems legit...

Please..learn.

I Myth You

Titanic. Then and now

Super Hero By Luck

Not the Right Answer

Dafuq..

Leaving a fart behind in an elevator full of people

Throwing Knives

Bad Things to Say

I'm not alone!

Romney. You liar

The ugly truth!

Sorry! :O

With your donation we can stop juvenile mustaches.

Sounds like RAPE.....?

Well played Disney

Active Volcano sounds nice..

Most skilled spider ever!

Regrets....

It does nothing!

True sh*t

Turning On The Oven

Total confusion

Burn

Science jokes never get old

U mad?

Well f*ck

Lady Gaga's shocking halloween costume

Guy Kisses Beer On The Big Screen

What I Think When I Hear

Hard one for you: Find the differences, other than muppets are cool

Kitty Loves Being Thrown

We've all been there ( sorry if repost )

"Goooo... Sharks!"

"Yea, I just did that, whatchu gon' do about it?"

So I got this girl a drink...

It works everytime!

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