Ferocious guard dog chases off burglar

Phew ...

Marriage Counseling

It was so cold that even the ghost froze

yummmm medium rare human

Schrodinger's cookies

So that's why.

Two words: Oculus Rift

I've been waiting since march to post this

*** SHIT *** SHIT SHIT

SKATE OR DIE

And mother of the year award goes to...

dark souls multiplayer

DIE BLIZZARD, DIE!

Daniel keeps it real

Introduced needed updates and gorgeous new views, but a clearer view reveals its dated holdovers.

*** Alien

When I'm checking someone out and they notice me.

CALL 911!

Mesmerizing

Unfortunately, I am the High King of Minecraft

what's the rush?

Well then Nintendo...

no, no, supaman no here

I think I'm in the 'leaving' category

The TL;DR Bible

What is your emergency?

Finals be like

Has Randy gone to far...

He's the alpha male

is it the same door ?

TIL

Claire runs around her city, drawing giant dicks using Nike+

they always pick on comic sans. :(

Nice save

Such a count

DJs these days

This might be the oldest baby I've ever seen

Food court got a newly installed waterfall

They definitely do

I SWEAR ON ME MUFFIN

Always read the fine print

The eskimos called they want their door back.

Art tutorials be like

Blaxican Restaurant

Dem horny seals

Next week on Extreme Cheapskates: Never purchase a knife again!

pussy so good

Parkour beginners

Buffalo right now

Black Guys and the "N-Word"

Sneezing on your period...

I've always wanted to say this to a girl...

Who's next?

Grandma's never *** around.

Nothing I guess.

Does he look like a B*TCH?

Trust test.

Dave Grohl is the man

Too late to go back now

The future is now!

Putting a woman on a dollar bill

Turkey says *** your shit

No, you're just supposed to sniff it!

Well that escalated quickly...

Heyyyy.....You!

Think I found a pattern for my next spacecraft landing shirt !

The american way of teaching

O_O

Didn't see that coming

These 3 deserve an A+ on their shenanigans

Dad jokes

This is about to happen

Advantages of Interstellar Travel

Scroll Hugelol, it's some green text gold here

So rude...

MRW she says it's going to be $120 to get her hair done

Checkmate, atheists and christians

Wait a minute...

History is written by the Victors

Chuck testa

Dear diary... Jackpot.

Wait. What?

Wu-Tang clan aint nuthing ta *** with.

Do her in a toilet cubicle with a stranger?

The Ultimate Trick Play

Dat shit

Once upon a time....

Girls who go tanning...

He is the MAN in the house!

Old habits die hard

Was not disappointed

"ask a quadruple amputee anything"

1 UP!

A mere flesh wound!

She was destined for this job.

thanks, dad!

Thanks dad...

Oh seasonal candy

Drop School , Stay in drugs , Say no to milk , - Hydra