Ain't going to happen Sean

ooo dam...

This just got posted to "Ace-Ventura: Pet Detective's" Facebook Page....

Gay halloween parties

Nice try, but I'm not falling for that again

Not sure how he is smiling after that

Damn straight!

Guarghhhbaauurgrbllerk...

Badass goat

Aye Tina.

The difference between Americans and Australians.

Who doesn't love a cartoon of the Muppets going bad?

Debates priorities

She definitely asked for it

Stephen Colbert's thoughts on global warming.

Clearasil's new marketing campaign is spot on.

A new way to score

This guy.

SHUT UP AN BRING ME MOAR BLANKETS!

Now he attracts food and metal

Progression

Schoolhouse Rock 2

Progression.

Grow some balls

Let it go Bruce.

My Reaction When I'm finally old enough to drink alcohol

The toughest Thanksgiving dilemma

This happens way too often...

Seasonal Job/Now Hiring/No Experience Necessary/Company Car

No Jane needed here

College

John Mulaney is pretty underrated.

There are two types of girls

Something is wrong with this baby...

That's genius

Already recieving a pension

"NEWS"

Reasons to like France

Whenever I hear 10 year old boys raging on COD.

Don't Stare. Do NOT stare! Oh god, I'm staring!

Revolutionary war

Ferocious guard dog chases off burglar

Phew ...

Marriage Counseling

It was so cold that even the ghost froze

yummmm medium rare human

Schrodinger's cookies

So that's why.

Two words: Oculus Rift

I've been waiting since march to post this

*** SHIT *** SHIT SHIT

SKATE OR DIE

And mother of the year award goes to...

dark souls multiplayer

DIE BLIZZARD, DIE!

Daniel keeps it real

Introduced needed updates and gorgeous new views, but a clearer view reveals its dated holdovers.

*** Alien

When I'm checking someone out and they notice me.

CALL 911!

Mesmerizing

Unfortunately, I am the High King of Minecraft

what's the rush?

Well then Nintendo...

no, no, supaman no here

I think I'm in the 'leaving' category

The TL;DR Bible

What is your emergency?

Finals be like

Has Randy gone to far...

He's the alpha male

is it the same door ?

TIL

Claire runs around her city, drawing giant dicks using Nike+

they always pick on comic sans. :(

Nice save

Such a count

DJs these days

This might be the oldest baby I've ever seen

Food court got a newly installed waterfall

They definitely do

I SWEAR ON ME MUFFIN

Always read the fine print

The eskimos called they want their door back.

Art tutorials be like

Blaxican Restaurant

Dem horny seals

Next week on Extreme Cheapskates: Never purchase a knife again!

pussy so good

Parkour beginners

Buffalo right now

Black Guys and the "N-Word"

Sneezing on your period...

I've always wanted to say this to a girl...

Who's next?

Grandma's never *** around.

Nothing I guess.

Does he look like a B*TCH?

Trust test.

Dave Grohl is the man