You know your slow when this thing pops up

A haiku about getting out of bed.

Classic Smooth

- Adolf Hitler

What every man need

Support

orcan they?

Well it was my Christmas gift last year.

since everyone is doing these starterpackthingies

This sums up Finals Week quite nicely...

Its that time of year again...

Hey, at least he's honest about it.

who knows!

Wise words.

Panda's escape

Yes... Yes it is...

This was pointed out to me just now. The original, winged, DickButt, carved in stone. Date: 1 A.D.

Protests in London right now.

Why is this written on your back . . .?

How freshman look at parties

Knock Knock...

Marketing done...I'm not sure

When you and your brother see there is only one slice of pizza left

No Dumping

The perfect partner

Murder Attempt 1.

best burnt out sign I've seen in person

All day, everyday....

People protesting the British porn ban get a little personal with the PM's sex life.

Very clever, Think Geek

George Carlin's infinite wisdom

Where did I go wrong?

Short people problems

TL;DR The Force Awakens

So that's how you spell it...

You won't see me again. bye.

Bathroom poll

Is that a BALL?

Hiddenlol aspires to this description

Almost.

Andrew Ryan predicted the future

Fast Food Employee Problems

Dammit, so close

Unfortunate ad placement for UK clothing company

Check!

Are you -that- smooth?

Scumbag Prime Minister

Never gonna...

the Concentration of elves

feminism

Sorry Mom and Dad

My favorite movie

How I feel about certain people comments around here...

Ariana likes 'em Grande.

And he really listens when you talk (literally)

Its too easy, you know

When status have a better love life than you

Smaug Defends Himself and Talks About Spoilers

This cow is having an identity crisis

Programming problem

Best yelp review ever

Royal toilet humor courtesy of the Royal Air Force.

the slav squatter starter pack

How many adults? February adults.

Arts and crafts...

Santa

And that's why it takes 3 hours and $150 to change your headlight fluid

touch my senpai

WTF is this !!!! ???

Sexting

Probably a repost of a repost of a repost, but screw it, late night browsers need a Laff to eh?

that plot

Too the point advertising in Thailand

One SERIOUSLY cordial mother***er

Making snow angles! #justgirlythings

1.26 euros per 2.54 centimeters

How to deal with break ups

[hipsterism intensifies]

Its not often that you see fables come to life.

Police would have to..cone off the crime scene

I just don't get it.

MFW Shutting down the pirate bay

when ISIS gives you an IED that only counts down to 8 seconds

Ran out of ***s to give

Ed Sheeran's diet tip

i am the law

Smart Kid

Jim Jefferies - "Actors"

when my mom asks me do clean my room

Sweet Jesus !

finally, this is why we germans check our boots

No one does..

seen at the Irish water protest in Dublin yesterday.

Two peas in a pod..

An Australian newspaper congratulates Benedict Cumberbatch on his engagement

He died, diedn`t he?

Mathematics with Facebook

Blunt promotion...

Now that all the torture architects are back in the news defending it...

Target ordered blank name badges. So they got Blank name badges