Miss Teen USA

Well Played Michael...

I'll take two, thanks Target!

This Duolingo app is teaching me really important Spanish phrases

gotta string it out a little

Ridiculous GOT subtitles ..

Mahmoud, not again?

world 2020

Clever.

They will reach places.

Expensive camera accessories? Nah bro

dat twist

It's about damn time!

Leslie's memoirs

That's a little terrifying

Expect the unexpected

My dancemoves are lethal.

"What do you want to watch?" Idk, White people almost kissing seems good

The saddest book I've ever read

So I was going through my sisters stuff,when suddenly..

Master Bate will help

Anyone else starting to relate to the parents in cartoons...

Rudolph's "magic dust"

***es ain't nothin but hoes and tricks -Dr. Dre

Hawt

not sure if man or mane

Wouf,wouf,wouf - said their leader.Strong woufs ideed.

Trying to Last Longer Than the Black Guy at the Orgy

The 4 basic good groups

Trying to beat the finals

Gandalf wanna be

That frog has seen some shit

Cooking is hard.

i can play this game better and you succ in paintskill (fixed)

Looking in your pants

Found this on Facebook, 100% accurate. I've found myself in this situation a few times, sorry.

You know your slow when this thing pops up

A haiku about getting out of bed.

Classic Smooth

- Adolf Hitler

What every man need

Support

orcan they?

Well it was my Christmas gift last year.

since everyone is doing these starterpackthingies

This sums up Finals Week quite nicely...

Its that time of year again...

Hey, at least he's honest about it.

who knows!

Wise words.

Panda's escape

Yes... Yes it is...

This was pointed out to me just now. The original, winged, DickButt, carved in stone. Date: 1 A.D.

Protests in London right now.

Why is this written on your back . . .?

How freshman look at parties

Knock Knock...

Marketing done...I'm not sure

When you and your brother see there is only one slice of pizza left

No Dumping

The perfect partner

Murder Attempt 1.

best burnt out sign I've seen in person

All day, everyday....

People protesting the British porn ban get a little personal with the PM's sex life.

Very clever, Think Geek

George Carlin's infinite wisdom

Where did I go wrong?

Short people problems

TL;DR The Force Awakens

So that's how you spell it...

You won't see me again. bye.

Bathroom poll

Is that a BALL?

Hiddenlol aspires to this description

Almost.

Andrew Ryan predicted the future

Fast Food Employee Problems

Dammit, so close

Unfortunate ad placement for UK clothing company

Check!

Are you -that- smooth?

Scumbag Prime Minister

Never gonna...

the Concentration of elves

feminism

Sorry Mom and Dad

My favorite movie

How I feel about certain people comments around here...

Ariana likes 'em Grande.

And he really listens when you talk (literally)

Its too easy, you know

When status have a better love life than you

Smaug Defends Himself and Talks About Spoilers

This cow is having an identity crisis

Programming problem

Best yelp review ever

Royal toilet humor courtesy of the Royal Air Force.

the slav squatter starter pack

How many adults? February adults.