Found a pretty sweet Valentine's Day card for the husband

Somebody just signed his death sentence...

As if being deployed for Valentines Day isn't bad enough... Thanks Donovan

As always its Obama's fault

It's funny, because I'm white.

Phrasing!

He got caught slacking off. The boss make him 75% more productive by replacing his monitor

Lawn Flamingos

anon buys a new computer in detroit

Close enough

Kanye when Beyonce don't win an award

Kill it with fire

Men & dogs

Another artist

This is the textbook definition of parenthood.

These CIS machines and their dollar bill beauty standards!

Stupid Steve!

Never work for free.

Oh my god! RUN!!

Found this at a tattoo shop in Montreal.

Something seems a little off..

Pretty Loose Franchise Rules

Discovery channel

No one is safe

when annon goes to war

Nick Offerman's only rules for being a man

anon tries the gay thing

Ian Mckellen posted this picture to instagram a few weeks back.

Double Dealer

A face of a devastated dad

When you go back in time to promote your mixtape

What really happened

Learning how to swim with sensei

Just act natural

50 SHADES OF GRAY(web edition)

Of course not!

The world is heading for destruction

***es be treble

I'm not smart only because I use logic on a daily basis

Shopping for Valentines lingerie. One of these is not like the others...

The perfect use for it

Well Put Conan... Well Put...

First world problems...

HUE HUE HUE HUE

Middle East Spiraling Out of Control

Well, that was a catastrophe

It's half past 9 o' hawk

Finally, a cool back window wiper

Mileena's bf is stupid

Only in Russia

Not shooting the black one.

College Level: Procrastination

Now there's a well deserved face of pride

The office fridge today

One ticket, please!

(A)+

Not shockingly, the Simpsons got it right some time ago

Don't mess with Keira

What it feels like to get your tax refund.

Best SQL Injection Attempt Ever

What did she expect...

She's no Soviet Bear, but she'll do.

Anal probing in North Korea

The only possible reason

The gf wanted a dick pic

This is what getting out of highschool going to college was like for me

there it is

Small detail

Never ask Charlie Sheen for an autograph

Shopping for rubber on the stick thingy

Do you have a bobby pin?

Found a fake black guy at the pool scene in gridiron gang.

a sequel i'd like to see

When OP doesn't get the joke

I should probably not have gone up her Driveway that fast ...

praise talos

Just regular heaven for me please

It's funny how a space mission is cheaper than a movie.

Introverts unite, separately and in your own homes

When life gets you down, use Photoshop! See now you're awesome!

How you look like when you triggered a cutscene with enemies around you

Best kept secret

Beck doesn't have artistry like Beyoncé

When she's on her period...

KINGGGG DAVIDDDDD!!!!

Watch me do it.

Poor on inequality vs. Rich on inequality

The rage Microsoft must feel....

This guy has his priorities straight!

Working in retail like....

As Sally slowly turned around her darkest fears were realized. The penguins were back.

Apparantly Apple wants to release a car, it's so obvious where they got this idea ...

The dark thoughts of disney fans

Playboy's Unspoken Rules of Sex

Who would have thought

No Lie

Hipster Peer Pressure.

What a shame....

i think our cabbage friend needs help

Your mom's anal beads have arrived