The cops ain't takin my crops

We appreciate the effort, though.

Insidejob simulator: 1963

Would you post a photo of you in bra :D

its funny cause its true

The Roast of Justin Bieber

watch the trap

>would be funny too watch

Happy St.Patrick's Day

M'ssiah

Worth it.

North Korea Best Korea

Marcin Gortat during interview

Hong Kong is asking the tough questions

Jew Jew m***er

Oh, Grandma

RPG dilemma: My new armor gives me slightly higher defence, but my old armor looks cooler.

Good ol' bathroom stall humor in the philosophy department.

I’m Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane - by Chuck Tingle

Every high school fight

Are you ready to free your mind, Neo?

Don't stare directly at it.

Dammit Martha

Don't judge me human, you're the one who controls the food!

Screw civil war, I'm waiting for this!

leave me aloooooone

I knew it

This was printed in the telegraph this morning. Somebody is in trouble...

You bring a corpse back to life and the first they do is complain! How about a 'thank you'

This is why we don't let them out of the kitchen to much.

TL;DR telemarketers are people too

So you never have to be temporarily classless again!

To be fair, she can be a bit of a ***...

Old toys are terrifying

You can put it in a microwave. Just don't turn it on..

Grandpa you're full of shit

Christians: 1, Atheist: 0

Back when this prank was still effective...

Haha...what!

It was only a matter of time for somebody to do it

Tough... love?

The price of warm food

Frog not giving a shit

thoughts that keep me up at night

The best captcha i've seen

This man's tombstone is a giant middle finger.

The German language at its best

When fans heard about TOOL's progress on the new album

Watching Pawn Stars be like...

Why do the babies get all the love?

Why Franklin?

Travel the world and the seven seas...

When you see it...

The future is here!!

That's all

"Everyone's a hero, in their own way.."

I'm sorry, this is really dumb.

c.h.e.c.k. o.u.t. m.y. s.o.u.n.d.c.l.o.u.d.

It ain't gonna suck itself

Shut up, comrade Donkey.

"Where's the goddamn "10 hours pikachu song" tab so I can close it!"

King Kong looks great in blue

Waaaiit a second...

Do you think this is a mother***ing game?

What happens in Russia, stays in Russia.

Was this really the world's first penis transplant?

Did you mean: Malaysia Airlines

This church needs a new graphic designer.

Humans are dicks...

MFW Alone at home pooping when suddenly I realize there is no toilet paper

Nailed it!

Darn now everyone knows.

Writing a letter to your future self.

4chan is a hacker and a helper

Once you see it, it cannot be unseen

Nice Headline

normal day in russian subway

When it's cold outside

Pet rock!

That moment when you find out that a game has falling damage

Doesn't matter, had Snu Snu

BREAKING NEWS!

completely conspicuous

Spiderman costume optional

Talking to your crush like

Windy day in Iceland today..

Jesus always delivers

Le 9***-mobile

it's probably because the seats are white

When ***s try to look edgy on Hiddenlol

Guy passes out at hockey game.

Can't wait to dress as a child rapist for the Quran

"I am sorry to inform you that your mother died in a car accident!" "Hahahah"

Yes this is a male horse, and yes that's a very confused calf

Just the usual stuff

Do drugs kids!

Back in my hometown

Extra wet

No one told me about Nathanial in History class...

Guess who's back, back again